LesbianAlien



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  1. Summary

    Series of short fics (<1k) based on prompts from the Dick(ed) Down server's '7 Days of Dickmas' event. Each day's prompt is a different body part, with bonus Naughty/Nice words.

    Prompts used:

    Day 1: Wrists || Naughty: Collars | Nice: Mistletoe

    Day 2: Ears || Nice: Ribbon

    Day 3: Feet || Nice: Bells

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  3. Summary

    Stand alone fics created for Jaydick Week, running from 20 April to 26 April, 2025.

    Prompts (chosen prompts bolded):

    Day 1: Royalty AU | Fake Relationship | Mutual Pining

    Day 2: Talons/Court of Owls | Incest Kink | Possessiveness/Protectiveness

    Day 3: Merfolk/Pirates AU | Soulmates | Childhood Crush

    Day 4: “Ooh you wanna kiss me so bad” | Mafia/Mob Boss AU | Arranged Marriage

    Day 5: Reverse Robins | Trapped Together | 5+1 Things

    Day 6: Fairytale/Mythology AU | Batman!Dick/Jason | Time/Dimension Travel

    Day 7: Identity Porn | AOB Dynamics | Enemies to Lovers

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  4. Summary

    Stand alone fics created for Brudick Week, running from 25 January to 31 January, 2025.

    Prompts (chosen prompts bolded):
    Day 1: Vintage BruDick | Ballroom Dancing | Possessiveness

    Day 2: Sharing Body Heat | Hanahaki Disease | Used as Bait for the Other

    Day 3: (Taking Care of) Injury | Seemingly Unrequited Love | Fuck or Die

    Day 4: Sex in a Batmobile | Omegaverse | Favoritism

    Day 5: Red Rain/Vamp AU | Truth Serum/Spell | Gothamites Ship It

    Day 6: “It’s always been you” | Bondage/Restraints | Gothic Horror/Romance

    Day 7: Soulmates | Free Prompt | Unhealthy Loyalty

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    "Is it just me or Whitaker has a real nice ass?" Dana suddenly comments and everyone looks at Dennis who has his back towards them, giving a perfect view of his ass

    "Huh, he kinda does. Scrubs shape it nicely too." Jesse comments as he observes further.

    "Dennis' pants are a little tighter because I told him he didn't have a butt so he's wearing really tight pants." Trinity cackles, "So when you notice, tell him he has a nice tush."

    Dennis knows there are benefits to having a lesbian as your best friend and roommateㅡbetter fashion sense, better hairstyle, better night outs and better advice. Robby on the other hand, is a tactile person in nature and tries to stop himself from having his hands on the intern's ass.

    Or; 5 times Dennis shows off his ass and everyone gets to comment and the 1 time Robby makes his own.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    "What's up with Robby and nurse Hastings?"

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    Dennis has to deal with the existence of jealousy for a man who isn't even his

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Ilya hosts his first away game watch party, working with Harris to make sure his apartment is perfect and everything is perfect

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    Ilya defending his husband's hockey skills to someone who knows nothing about hockey

    Series
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    30 Jan 2026

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    Jackie
    No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.

    Lily (Shane)
    I know he is so boring and I am so fun

    Lily (Shane)
    But opposites attract is the saying, no?

    Lily (Shane)
    Also I am not girlfriend

    Jackie
    Why not!!

    Jackie
    Sorry that was nosy

    Lily (Shane)
    Is okay

    Lily (Shane)
    Is complicated

    Lily (Shane)
    But I cannot let him go because he gives head like champion

    Jackie
    Girl!!!!!!

    (spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    30 Jan 2026

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    Ilya's continuing adventures as a member of the Montreal WAGs group chat.

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    15,930

    30 Jan 2026