LittleMissLiesmith



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    The city is different from all those that came before it.

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    Welcome to Desert Bluffs Preparatory Academy, which is not located in the desert or near bluffs of any sort, and was named for the founder's favorite vacation spot.

    But whatever.

    Fact of the matter is, it's prep, it's posh, the students are occasionally absolute psychos (and also sometimes very sweet), and a lot of strange things go on all over the place, from torture in detention to glam trash town boys to malevolent corporations ready to take everything over (wait, what?)

    But there are in fact worse lives for them to lead.

    Series abandoned as of June 2015 officially, but anything written after January ain't worth the paper it isn't printed on. The final story posted is the author's preferred version of this. Sorry, guys. I need mental health more than I need this.

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    Apocalypse? Nah. Team Free Will Family 2.5 fall through a portal to another universe and can't go back the same way they came. Rowena goes on a rescue mission to Hell for her son and gets something entirely more than she bargained for. Lucifer tries a different approach to family bonding. And the backwater town of Stardew Valley has no idea what hit it.

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    A series of Night Vale High School au's

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    Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Tim never stops taking pictures of Jason.

    He really can't help himself, even when Jason wants to kill him. Actually, Tim thinks that Jason wanting him dead only exacerbates the whole issue, but no one asks about it (because no one knows), so he never tells (and he never will).

    This, at least. Tim always thinks. Let me have this, if nothing else.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    He wakes up in a hotel room with no memory of who he is, why he’s here, or what he’s meant to be doing. All he’s got is an empty wallet, twenty-something voices arguing in his head, and a woman called Pru who insists she can help him get his memories back if he trusts her.

    This is so not disco.

    (Or: Tim gets amnesia during BruceQuest, and goes on the worst backpacking trip through Europe in history. Featuring Tim as Harry Du Bois, and Pru as the world's most reluctant Kim Kitsuragi.)

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    13 Apr 2026

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    To get Jason back, Bruce strikes a deal with the Unseelie Queen: she'll bring back Jason, safe and sound. In return he takes in this creature of her choosing, which resembles a human boy.

    Meanwhile, Tim has been trying to escape the Unseelie Court for years. He makes a deal with the Unseelie Queen: if he can make every member of the Wayne family love him by the end of summer, he can leave. If not, he must stay with the Unseelie Queen forever.

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    06 Apr 2026