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    “That is so unfair,” he whined. “This is discrimination. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that I don’t deserve a trip to Paris!”

    Chan gave him a sympathetic smile and Changbin almost looked somewhat guilty. There was no doubt that he was about to run off to his own boyfriend to film a video as well. Felix, however, just rolled his eyes.

    “Normally I’d actually feel bad,” he said with a shrug. “But in your case…” He huffed. “Well, it’s entirely your own fault that you are ‘single’” He put the last word in quotation marks. “If either you or Minho-Hyung just grew some balls and owned up to the fact that you have clearly been dating for months, you would have better chances at winning this trip than any of us.”

    Jisung groaned. They had been through this a million times already. “We are not dating,” he insisted. “It’s not like that between us. It has never been.” He tilted his head. “And why do you think we would have better chances?”

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    Basically, there is a promotion where couples can submit a video showcasing their relationship and win an all-expenses paid trip to Paris... and it prompts Jisung to realise that maybe he has been in love with his best friend all along.

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    And then there was Minho. Usually, he was used to standing alone in these types of pictures. It was just the reality of his career, his public persona, his life. He didn’t even really mind it. It just was what it was, and he had made his peace with that.

    But not in this picture. In this photo, Minho had his arm around his partner as well. Just like all of the others did. And Jisung was smiling his wonderful heart-shaped smile and leaning into him as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

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    Minho’s best friend gets married and Minsung decide to stop hiding.

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    There, at the very end of the room, a stranger had met his gaze. A man, that stood out from everybody else, quite possibly because he was the most attractive person Chan had ever seen. His black hair fell partially into his face, he was wearing a navy suit that was tailored to perfection and the way he was holding himself was practically exuding self-confidence. He seemed almost magnetic in the way he drew people in.

    For one short, horrible moment, Chan felt as if his knees might actually give out. He tried hard not to blush and averted his eyes instantly, but he still caught the smirk that played around the stranger’s lips. There was no doubt that he had seen the effect that the brief moment of eye contact had had on Chan.

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    Chan struggles to accept himself and his sexuality. He is thoroughly convinced that he is not deserving of love. Can Lee Minhyuk of all people change that?

    Basically: The Chan x Minhyuk spin-off to "Cheesecake, Sugar Daddies & Other Sweet Things" but can be read by itself :)

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    But before Chan could move as much as a single muscle, something else happened. Something that Jisung would have not suspected in a million years.
    Minho let out a low growl as well.

    It wasn’t quite as unhinged as Jisung’s. It was far more quiet, far more controlled. But that almost made it worse. Because there was absolutely no doubt that Minho’s growl had been fully intentional. And it had not been directed at Jisung.

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    In which Jisung and Minho try to find their way together amidst the chaos that comes with bringing together a flawed and hurt group of people. They do their best as they navigate self-hatred, sexuality crises, falling in love, heartbreak, ruts, heats and presentations. All while Stray Kids try to find their dynamics as a group and what being a pack truly means...

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    Lee Minho isn’t just a model… He is a superstar. Highly sought after, universally adored and as a notoriously single Alpha, the heartthrob of a whole nation.

    Unfortunately, this has recently led to him being attacked by a self-proclaimed ‘superfan’ and, much to Minho’s annoyance, his team has reached the conclusion that he should employ a personal security detail going forth.

    Enter Han Jisung, his new bodyguard and the goofiest, most foot-in-the-mouth Alpha Minho has ever crossed paths with.

    From the moment they meet, Minho is annoyed by Jisung’s mere existence. And he is absolutely determined to stay annoyed. Nothing can change that. Nothing at all. Not even his round eyes, or heart shaped smile, that rich and deep scent of dark chocolate, their shared interest in anime, the way Jisung looks when he falls asleep in Minho’s arms or even an unexpected rut…

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    Basically, the story of how closed-off supermodel Lee Minho accidentally falls in love with his goofy bodyguard and learns that that’s okay 🖤

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    Minho slowly leaned back so that the Omega could easily slide into his lap. They always did this. Each and every night. And by now it was so familiar that, to Jisung, it almost felt like coming home. The Omega took a moment to let himself feel the muscular thighs underneath him, take in the familiar scent of the Alpha, realise that he was truly with Minho again.

    It never felt quite real. It never seemed to truly make sense in Jisung’s mind, that Lee Minho, who could have anyone in the world if he wished, wanted to spend his precious time with someone like him… someone who had never been anything special. Well, at least not until Minho had clad him in gold and had proclaimed him his centre of the universe.

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    Omega Jisung came to the big city to pursue his dreams of making it as a singer but soon had to realise that he wanted nothing to do with that industry. Somehow, he ends up becoming an escort instead… though it doesn’t take long until Lee Minho, one of the most feared and powerful men in the country, takes a liking to him and asks him to sign an exclusivity clause.

    By now, they have been “hooking up” for almost two years… but is it really just sex between them?

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    A story about the Minsung date on 24/10/24 in that Zoo in Sydney... They are in love. They are disgustingly soft for each other. They will probably get married soon. What else is there to say?

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    "I'll give you an armful of cosmos flowers"

    Cosmos flowers were Minho’s fucking birth flowers… how could Jisung have been any more obvious?

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    The story of how "Want So BAD" and the Minsung "2 Kids Show" finally lead Minho and Jisung to confess their feelings for each other.

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    Minho touches Jisung's butt at the airport and Jisung teases him about it.

    Then they almost break up (or at least Jisung thinks so - it's a misunderstanding).

    And then they finally have a talk about getting married instead.

    You know... standard soulmate stuff.

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    “I have to admit”, Jisung said eventually, breaking the comfortable silence that had settled between them. “I was really surprised that you offered to help.”

    Minho blushed once more. But he tried to appear as nonchalant as he could. “I mean… Why not?” he said easily and even shrugged. “I heard that you needed someone, and I have time. So of course I offered to help.”

    When he looked to his side, Minho found that Jisung was blushing as well. “I mean…I don’t know…” he mumbled. “It’s kind of embarrassing, isn’t it? The fact that I post these videos?”

    Minho swallowed. He wasn’t even able to fully take in what Jisung had just asked because… how could anyone sound this innocent when talking about filming and producing porn?! “I mean…” he began hesitantly. “We all watch them, right?” He shrugged again. “Someone has to make them. It’d be hypocritical as fuck if someone shamed you for that.”

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    Jisung makes AMSR Videos. Minho thinks he is a camboy. They agree to shoot a video together. They are also idiots in love.

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    Basically, "heterosexual" Minho struggling to understand why he actually kind of likes it when people assume that he is dating Jisung, his best friend.

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    Lee Minho wasn’t just dangerous. He was lethal. He had probably killed more people than Jisung had ever known the names of. Some people said that while Lee Minho might be ruthless, he was at least just. But Jisung had always harboured the suspicion that that was only a lie these people kept telling themselves so they could feel better about the illegal ties they cultivated. He had never believed them. And now… Now Jisung felt like a lamb on the way to the altar on which it would be sacrificed. Absolutely terrified and yet completely and utterly helpless.

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    Han Jisung is a simple Omega posing as a Beta, trying to win the massive prize money at a legendary rap battle. The battle is held by the most infamous gang of the country each year. But when the only son of the gang leader just so happens to meet Jisung's eyes, his entire life changes whether he wants it or not.

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    In the end, Jisung sighed and crawled under the covers that Minho was still holding up. He was tired and it was late… and what was one night spent next to Minho going to change anyways?

    The answer was simple: Everything. Because now Jisung knew what it was like to fall asleep to the sound of Minho’s deep and steady breathing and, even worse, what it was like to wake up wrapped in the older’s arms. How was he ever going to go on knowing what this felt like?

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    Basically: "Minsung get together because they keep sharing beds"

    Inspired by the infamous 2 Kids Show "I slept on a yoga mat with a couch cushion" moment

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    Literally just five couples preparing for a Christmas dinner in their own ways and the one time they all celebrate together

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    He looked up and saw that by now Jisung was sobbing. The rapper pulled Jonny close to his chest again and this time Minho joined their hug by wrapping his arms protectively around both of their shaking frames.

    “I guess… I guess…”, Jonny was clearly struggling to get as much as a single word out, but he also still seemed absolutely undeterred in his determination to say what he wanted to say. “I guess I just wanted to thank you. I wanted you to know that seeing you today, it… it means so much.” He swallowed. “It… it’s like… It just showed me that… that maybe Hyung and I… I mean that we… that we might have a chance after all.”

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    The story of how a trainee (literally) running into Chan in front of the bathrooms at JYPE leads him to realise just how powerful and impactful it can be for a queer kid to see himself in the people he looks up to.

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    “Jisung, I swear, sometimes I think you actually live under a rock.”, Hyunjin, a.k.a. the queen of drama, looked absolutely appalled. “Since his father’s death last year, Lee Minho has become the most powerful man in Korea. He and his family basically control everything.” He shared a conspiratorial look with Felix. “And he is an Alpha.” Hyunjin said it as if this guy’s second gender was mind-blowing. As if Felix wasn’t currently dating an Alpha. As if that same Alpha wasn’t one of Jisung’s best friends. And as if his other best friend wasn’t also an Alpha. As if they weren’t surrounded by Alphas all the time.

    Needless to say so far, Jisung was less than impressed. Rich guys – especially rich Alphas – came to their uni every other day, giving speeches, looking for people to hire but mostly to get recognition and admiration, especially from young Omegas. Jisung found it sickening.

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    Admittedly cliché ABO story about messy law student Jisung, who meets powerful CEO Minho while getting coffee at uni. They are both drawn to each other but both feel like they shouldn't be. Minho also doesn't tell him who he really is. Things get fun from there^^

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    Every Thursday, Jisung found himself questioning every single decision he had ever made. Because how the fuck had he ended up in a forest at 6 am, counting fucking pine trees?

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    Jisung has to pass a random elective for his college degree and ends up being assigned to count, sorry “document” pine trees with Lee Minho, a dance major who fascinates him from the moment they meet. But it’s not like Jisung develops a crush on him… Nope! He’s straight! No matter what Changbin says.

    However, on one fateful Saturday, Chan takes them to go see one of Felix’s “dance performances”. Which… turns out to be a drag show at a gay club. There, Jisung meets “Kitty” and well, he ends up having to reevaluate the reality of his sexuality, while at the same time trying to figure out what exactly his relationship with Kitty is and what that means for his crush on Minho...

    All while he fails to realize that Kitty and Minho are the same person.

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    "He groaned, closed his eyes, and leaned his head against the wall. He was being dramatic, but he didn’t care. He wanted to have a good time tonight. He needed to have a good time tonight! Jin wasn’t in the city often and he wasn’t here for long. So far, they have always had legendary outings and today would not be the night to stop the streak!

    Someone giggled and pulled him out of his head. He opened his eyes again and squinted down at the figure before him. It took a few seconds for his head to get his eyes to work properly again. But when they finally did, he could barely prevent his mouth from falling open. The man standing in front of him looked ethereal."

    Jungkook is a university student just looking to have a good time with his friend at the club. There he meets a beautiful man. What started as a harmless flirt draws Jungkook into a world he never knew existed, a world of alphas, omegas, kings, princes and danger. A world, he quickly decides, he wants nothing to do with. But can he really keep his hands off Jimin? Especially when someone else is desperately trying mate the beautiful man?

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    Group Chat: “It’s not straight kids”
    From: Ishouldbesleeping

    Hello Everyone,
    You know that I don’t care about dating within the band at all, but every couple (or other arrangement) brings changes to our dynamic as a group. This is something we are all affected by. So I have scheduled a group meeting (just the 8 of us) on Friday night, to talk about who is in what relationship with who. If anyone is unsure of the nature of their relationship, you have time to discuss that until Friday.

    Also: Blanket ban on sexual activities in common areas from now on.

    And @Minhoe you have English today at 10 instead of 11.

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