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It's girl's night out, and Luna's got a magic pair of glasses that can help Hermione to find the man of her dreams. Hermione's not looking for anything special, though, she just wants a good kisser.
Inspired by the music video for Findin' A Good Man by Danielle Peck.
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04 Feb 2026
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Hermione's quiet Christmas plans with Harry are upended when, halfway across the world, they come across a trio of former Slytherins staying in the next cabin over. But Hermione isn't entirely certain whether quiet is what she wants anymore. Dramione.
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04 Feb 2026
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Draco's stuck working as a sex-advice columnist after the Ministry impounded both his family's money and Malfoy Manor. He traded on his sex god reputation at Hogwarts in order to get the job, but there are a few small problems: he's a virgin, and he also has no idea what he's talking about.
When Hermione Granger arrives at his office, irate at the poor quality of his advice, Draco finds himself blackmailed into letting her instruct him on the proper way to give sex advice. She apparently gets up to some pretty creative sexual practices in her spare time, but she's also an irritating, intrusive know-it-all. Draco should be chomping at the bit to get rid of her, so why is he fantasizing about her all the time?
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25 Jan 2026
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A Woman of Independent Means by PacificRimbaud for Misdemeanor1331
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2021
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In London, 1851, Draco Malfoy, Earl of Wiltshire, has been tasked with gifting the British Museum with a bequest from his grandfather's estate. Simple enough, but for the mysterious contents of the gift, and the museum staff assigned to receive it.
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20 Jan 2026
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The Intriguing Case of Surplus Dracos and Grangers by sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2024
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It’s a perfectly ordinary day when the world (or, at least Draco’s dimension) is thrown into disarray.
Draco—a highly competent, skilled Auror—should have expected as much, for the most unusual days begin normally. It’s a law of Muggle physics, probably.
Alas, Draco is off his game when he and Granger are confronted with a pair of their doppelgängers from another dimension.
Nobody can blame him for failing to expect the second and third pairs.
Draco — along with three versions of himself, each worse than the last — pairs up with Granger — and three versions of herself, each as stunning and brilliant as the others — to both (1) solve the mystery of their inter-dimensional copies' sudden appearances, and (2) save the world (or four dimensions thereof).
All the while, each Draco attempts to charm his respective Granger and demonstrate his superiority over the others.
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10 Jan 2026