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take my anxiety and my sobriety (two birds/one stoner) by CecilNeedsToSleep for MoodyB1tch
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Jan 2026
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The door closed and Gerry, deciding standing on two legs was a bit too much right now, fell to his knees, scraping them against the curb and not even noticing. He mumbled something that sounded like “she’s dead.” A few more times, his knuckles scraping against the concrete as he tried to pick himself up and walk back in. The door. That was the problem, it was locked.
“FUCK.” He called into the street.
“You look sad, my friend! Do you need a door?”
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The Distortion finds out exactly how difficult it is to use Scary Eldrich Fear Powers on a drunk emo who’s given up on life.
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"Spit it out," They said, "What do you want?"
Cleo's lack of energy made her sound more short-tempered than she really was, but Pearl didn't seem to notice — or care. She leaned closer over Cleo's shoulder, candlelight sparkling in her eyes.
"I didn't know you liked to dance.”
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- Part 1 of Z’s Anon Works
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Scott kisses him.
The reasoning for the kiss had made sense in his head. Scott just kissed Jimmy’s boyfriend. Which was shitty, and sucked, and he shouldn’t have done it. But surely Jimmy couldn’t feel jealous if Scott kissed him too. Surely he couldn't be mad. Surely he would understand that really it was nothing personal, and that he hopes they both live wonderful happy lives far away from him.
These are lies. But that’s ok. It’s what he wants Jimmy to believe.
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In which Jimmy and Scott used to be friends, Jimmy and Tango are together, and when Scott meets Tango, drunk in the kitchen at a New Year’s Eve party, he is a lot nicer than he expected.
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.

