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How to throw a wedding party by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are getting married, and they are going to make it everyone's problem. The tale of the Wayne-Kent wedding party, as witnessed by an innocent waiter stuck in the middle of the chaos.
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"Did you have sex with Batman?" Mustered Two-Face in through clenched teeth, dangerously hovering over Brucie, "Do you fuck villains too?"
Brucie's grimace made Jeremy's – and Two-Face's – jaws surrender to gravity.
HAD THIS MAN ANY SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCTS?
"I am kind of busy at the moment, Harvey, get in the fucking queue!"
Mr Dent looked at Brucie as if he were a bottle of cold water in the middle of the desert.
"Not like that, you bloody idiot!"
Oh My God! Cried the waiter, wishing the ground would swallow him whole.
Bookmarked by MaskedDaydream
27 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
FUNNY AF
Clark and Brucie get married
Their reception is crashed by SO MANY PEOPLE
Brucie is on the verge of a mental breakdown
Written by a waiter’s POV lmaoooo
Loved this
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Sometimes, To Kill Superman by batsyjokes (goldenzingy46)
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
04 Feb 2024
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...you need a Batman, and to find a Batman you need a Brucie Wayne.
Or: Lex Luthor, in his quest to kill Superman, decides that the best way to do so is to team up with Batman. And the best person to find Batman? One Brucie Wayne.
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Bookmarked by MaskedDaydream
27 May 2026
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LMAO
Lex tries to catch Batman and needs Brucie Wayne’s help to do it.
Bruce is Batman
And he was probably laughing his ass off the whole time
Lex suffers through working with Brucie lmao -
like grey skies (like a bird of paradise) by rainbow_nerds
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 May 2026
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He sighed to himself and downed the glass of champagne he'd been nursing—non-alcoholic, but enough to convince anyone who might give him a passing glance. He hated this, every time he had to do it. There was one surefire way to derail anyone who began wondering whether maybe Bruce Wayne was doing more than just donating funds to Batman.
His tie hung loose around his neck, shirt unbuttoned to halfway down his chest, laughing too easily, pressing close to everyone he spoke to, whispering in ears, playing the part, until he turned and froze on the spot.
Clark Kent, in his signature ill-fitting suit, stood holding a notebook and pen, staring at him with barely-concealed glee.
Bruce cringed internally. He hated this. He especially hated when it had to be witnessed by someone he actually respected.
or: After a Gala, Bruce and Clark end up in bed together. They're friends, just helping each other out, no strings attached. Which would be great, if Bruce hadn't been halfway to head-over-heels since the day they met.
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Bookmarked by MaskedDaydream
26 May 2026
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Cute
Superbat
Friends with benefits
Except they both have feelings for each other they’re hiding.
Supportive Batfam
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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Bruce makes the Justice League believe he has two hearts and is a manifestation of Gotham’s night to throw them off his secret identity, not trusting them. When the sound system breaks, he doesn’t come clean, but lies instead that he split into two to make Robin. From there it spirals as all the Robins make the lies grow and twist it in their own ways, until the truth comes out.
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- English
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- 15,158
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by MaskedDaydream
24 May 2026
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Funny af
Smiles
Batman lies about being not human
His kids follow up on his lie
Very funny
Very wholesome
Loved it
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Dean gets turned into a six-year-old while looking for Christmas decorations and Sam decides to give him the Christmas he never had.
It’s pure fluff
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- Part 4 of Christmas Countdown 2019
Bookmarked by MaskedDaydream
24 May 2026
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Cute
Dean gets cursed
De-aged Dean
Sam wants to give Dean a real Christmas
Crowley’s a real one (a good friend)
Caring Cas
Caring Sam
Poor little Dean