MasterHexer
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God gave us wheat and grapes so that we could make bread and wine and take part in Creation. Being trans is Divine, for we shape our forms in our own image.
This work is a dream I had of confronting and corrupting a priest with my divinity.
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A Simple Plan Gone Wrong by alls_fair_in_pride_and_prejudice
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Sep 2023
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“I had a plan, a nice, simple plan. Seduce you, sleep with you, manipulate your feelings so you’d never turn on me.”
But what happens when step one works out perfectly, it’s step two that throws a wrench in his plans?Tarathil (my Tav) has vaginismus, a condition that results in involuntary spasming and pain at any penetration, and obviously this limits a lot of sexual activity. This fic follows the game plot and rewrites romance scenes to explore how Astarion would respond to a character that has those extra complications, especially given his early game motivations for sleeping with Tav.
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02 Oct 2023
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Death Is A Mug’s Game: One Man’s Journey Through Immortality by TheAdorableTia
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
20 Sep 2023
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Hob Gadling has always been gifted with the ability to talk and tell stories. After being given the gift of immortality, he had so many of them to tell, but only one person that he could ever tell them to. For five centuries, he would meet with his Stranger and tell him the truth of his life. But, after a fight with his stranger, and his Stranger not showing up to their next meeting, Hob has no one to tell his stories to.
That is, until the invention of podcasts, and the revival of serialized storytelling.
Now, Hob can tell the world about himself and his life, and no one would be the wiser.
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- Part 1 of Podcast Legends
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28 Sep 2023
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saber-assigned soulmates (and other exaggerations) by inimitability
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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The kyber crystal chooses the Jedi. Wielding a saber whose crystal didn't choose you will never be as easy as wielding your own. This means sabers a) have the capacity to like or dislike people and b) have the capacity to be obstinate little shits to people they dislike.
If a certain Jedi's saber really likes you, I'm not saying it means you're soulmates, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T mean you're soulmates, either.
Most works reference each other but stand alone fairly well, so reading previous isn't necessarily required, but I would recommend reading at least the first before Cards on the Table. To readers who want all the fluff and nothing else, skip that last one. Series is listed as complete but I may wander back someday should my muse desire.
Works inspired by/podfics/"what if"s/etc are all welcome, just let me know so I can check them out!
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25 Jan 2023
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Peek-a-boo! by Pinkninja
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
13 Sep 2023
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Ciri has the power to teleport through space. Unfortunately for Geralt this power manifests at birth and is drawn to him, so baby Princess Cirilla keeps zapping between the Cintran court and Geralt's adventures on the Path. It's hard enough to fight off a nest of drowners without suddenly worrying about the toddler that just appeared, playing in the mud behind you.
Recurring accidental teleporting baby acquisition AU
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18 Jan 2023
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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29 Nov 2022