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Tim and Damian are finally face to face (or, face to mask) and an agreement, of sorts, is reached.
Someone here is playing the long con, and it's about to pay off.
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- Part 6 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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If You Want Something Done Right, You’ve Got to Do It Yourself by Meabd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Aug 2025
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“I’m not asking you to lie to Batman, I’m just asking you to… not tell the truth?”
“Erasing the photos of you from my files is a bit more than a lie of omission, Tim,” Barbara pointed out dryly.
“Okay, whose fault is this really, though? You didn’t have to tell me that Damian put it together, or that Bruce was looking into it. You could've left well enough alone and let me hang. So like, you’ve made this an ‘us’ problem,” he reasoned.
“Oh, no. No, no, no. No. You are not blaming this on me! I’m not the one who’s spent ten years avoiding Batman, only to fuck his middle child and gaslight his youngest! You are asking for this, mister, and I am not bailing you out.” She concluded her tirade by popping a sick wheelie and booking it back over to her computer.
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- Part 5 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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I know I'm not Father of the Year, but can we please keep the crimes to a minimum? by Meabd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
09 Aug 2025
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“Father, I have found him out! I knew I’d seen him before, and I! Was! Right!” Damian gestured to the Batcomputer, triumph ringing in his voice. Bruce moved to inspect the file, and—
“Son, what is this.”
“This,” Damian pointed at the blurry figure half cropped from the surveillance image, “Is Timothy Drake.”
Or: Damian persists in his campaign against Tim, and drags Bruce with him (kicking and screaming).
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- Part 4 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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Damian and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Meabd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
09 Aug 2025
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Contrary to popular belief, Damian Wayne was capable of admitting when he was wrong. It’s just that it happens to him so infrequently, it doesn’t seem to come up all that often—and he is not wrong about Timothy Jackson Drake. Something was just not right with that boy, and Damian would find out what he was hiding, come hell or high water—he had to clear his good name, after all.
NOTE: Set immediately after Wayne Family Dinners Don't Usually Involve This Much Blood And Other Lies We Tell Ourselves
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- Part 3 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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Wayne Family Dinners Don't Usually Involve This Much Blood And Other Lies We Tell Ourselves by Meabd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
07 Aug 2025
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“Okay, alright, nobody panic,” Dick said, clearly panicking.
“No one is panicking Dickhead,” Jay snarled, also panicking (though, significantly less than Dick, it seemed).
“Uh, guys?” Tim tried to butt in.
“Yeah, of course, everything’s fine! Tim, are you fine?” Dick’s voice was reedy.
“I—”
“No, he’s not fine, the demon brat put a fucking hole in him!”
Or: Jason and Tim have been dating for a few months now, and it's time to introduce him to the family! What could possibly go wrong?
NOTE: This is intended as an epilogue to Tournée du Chat Noir, but it can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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love nest by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Nov 2024
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Steph stares at him a lot more incredulously. Then she grips his arm so she can shake him, just a little. Or a lot.
She maybe nearly knocks over their froyo, but not the point, okay?
“Robin, is Superboy a monsterfucker,” she demands. “Robin, you have to tell me if Superboy’s a monsterfucker. You can’t not tell me if Superboy’s a monsterfucker!”
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- Part 4 of a fake cryptid and a real romantic
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- 4,622
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Bookmarked by Meabd
19 Nov 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT YOURE BACK WITH A NEW INSTALLMENT GOD IS GOOD MY CROPS ARE WATERED MY FACE IS CLEAR THE BIRDS ARE SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen, I was having a proper pisser of a day, seriously a whole barrel of not good. I open my email, see the notification that you posted, and gasped so loudly I scared all three of my cats out of the room.
I know this is a silly little crack treated seriously series, but you’ve given me so much joy that is just had to let you know what a bright spot your talent has been for me today. Thank you so much for writing this 💜💜💜💜
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The Horror of the Shade by BlissfulDaydreams
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Mar 2023
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It was the heavy smell of blood that woke Jaskier up. It curled around his teeth and coated his tongue, choking him awake.
Geralt's suicide and the immediate aftermath.
Spin Off of Meabd's Invictus series with an alternate, tragic ending. It would be helpful to read the first two fics in the series before this, but not totally necessary.
Bookmarked by Meabd
19 Mar 2023
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Hurt, no comfort—what if the suicide had stopped the time loop—aka “things I wish I was brave enough to write myself”.
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who ya gonna call? by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Mar 2021
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“Fret not, honeybun.” Gideon shook her red hair out of her eyes, belligerent. “I’m not totally sold on your whole skepticism thing.”
“Well,” Harrow said, ignoring the nickname. She turned to the rest of the room, clearing her throat politely before addressing the empty air. “Ghosts, if you’re real, give us a sign. Make a noise. Move something. Send a shiver down our backs. Whisper softly into Nav’s left ear—”
“I seriously fucking hate you.”-
(Casual sex and paranormal investigation. Not necessarily in that order.)
(or: the Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Gideon is ready to fight a ghost, and Harrow just wants to be haunted.)
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- Part 1 of unsolved au
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Bookmarked by Meabd
15 Oct 2022
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A sugar daddy AU that barely even qualifies as a sugar daddy AU, because these two can't do anything right.
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12 Jun 2022
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Madame Christmas’ Palace of Pleasures: Psychiatric Counseling Division by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 Apr 2020
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It’s not the worst break-up. But between the realization that him only ever calling his boyfriend Elric and his boyfriend only ever calling him Brad might say something about the nature of their relationship, and the realization that Elric treated him with the same level of baffled amused affection as he did his brother’s cat, even, especially, in, and around the times they were having sex — anyway, there was a reason why it was better for both of them to break up.
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- Part 2 of TERRIBLE ideas
Bookmarked by Meabd
12 Jun 2022