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    Hindsight often brought things into perspective. Shane believed that if he were ever handed the keys to a time machine, he wouldn’t change anything about his life. But now that he was metaphorically sitting in the driver’s seat, keys in the ignition, he realized that was a fucking lie.

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov find themselves back in 2017.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has shared a file with you: Sex_statistics_presentation_2017.ppt

     

    (or: Ilya drops a bunch of hints about his love life to his teammates. They do not pick up on them)

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Shane: omg how did you know im on pain meds? u know everything!
    Shane: like how I’m gay
    Rose: Shane, don’t tell people you’re gay right now, okay?
    Shane: I know I know
    Shane: he said shhhh
    Shane: he is so cute
    Shane: he held my hand :)

    Or: A look into Shane's texts while high on pain meds.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

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    27 Jan 2026