MissNoEyebrows



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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    23 May 2026

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    They were friends.

    And yeah, maybe the ring on his finger sort of burned when he looked at her sometimes, even though it was just for show, now.

    It was just easier to let her keep thinking he was still married to Abby. Safer.

    It raised less eyebrows about the nature of their friendship when the ring stayed on while he was at work, the weight on his finger reminding him not to say or do anything stupid.

    It also made it a little less creepy when the pet names started slipping out.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    “Why do you ask?”

    And fuck, if that doesn’t rattle the box Louis’ tried to lock this up in, and if they weren’t trying to be better, do better, Louis would ask him why do you think? Would ask him what goes on in your head that you think I wouldn’t want to know all of this? Would ask him what it is about the two of them, who can talk for nights on nights on nights, who can know each other’s topography and undersoil, who can live within the most wild and rugged terrains of one another, yet only turn over their most weathered stones for tourists.

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    Louis and Lestat argue about moving in, the interview, and finally, deeply, darkly, about Magnus.

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    26 Jun 2025

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    “I need you to fuck me.”

    “Well, good evening to you too, cherì,” he manages to get out, his eyebrows raising to his hairline of their own accord.

    “I’m serious Louis, don’t make fun of me,” he frowns, straightening up and tilting his head to the side. “I asked Siri and even Google, they both say that this is the solution.”

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    Lestat has finally found the solution to all his problems.

    Probably.

    Maybe.

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    08 Apr 2025