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    The two stories can be read entirely independently and still make sense.

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    06 Jun 2024

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    John having a good ol' wank, fantasizing about someone.

    Bonus points if it's Dave or Karkat.
    Bonus points X2 if Dave or Karkat walk in.
    Bonus points X3 if he's fantasizing about BOTH and BOTH walk in.

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    06 May 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    This whole situation seems like it’s ripped straight out of one of your favorite romance movies. One main character embracing the other in the rain to console them. In this fantasy you can see it ending with the pair passionately sharing a kiss with one another to show their love in the darker arch of the movie. Too bad this isn’t fantasy, though.

    The reality is your old high school acquaintance is awkwardly hugging you in light drizzle while the two of you are covered in mud and grass because you’re a shitty little baby who is crying over the fact that Dave wont let you kill yourself. You’ll make sure to add this one to the ever growing collection of “Things that keep me up at night”.

    *Under construction lmao

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    09 Nov 2023

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    “I know this is like, super fucking weird,” he says with a small southern accent, adjusting a bag over his shoulder. “Letting a dude you’ve never met before into your house and all. I swear I’m not like… the fucking Zodiac Killer or anythin’ like that.”

    “I don’t really care,” you say honestly, overly tired. “Even if you are a murderer as long as you clean up all the blood you’re good in my book.”

    Dave breathes out a small laugh, exhaling once through his nose. “The bar is too low, dude.”

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    06 Nov 2023

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    When Rose and Dave join the meteor crew, they find the trolls speak with heavy alien accents, Karkat being the worst offender by far. Karkat's English is indecipherable to the point that he asks Dave to help him improve it, accidentally gaining a shiny new Texan accent in the bargain.

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    15 Oct 2023