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“How could none of you tell us?” Sakura whined.
“We just assumed you caught them like the rest of us have.”
“Are we really the last to know?” Sakura asked, pouting her bottom lip out.
“Just out of curiosity, who else has caught them kissing?” asked Ino.
All hands went up.
“Damn, how did we miss that?” Ino said quietly.
“I’m pretty sure most of us have caught them doing more than kissing,” Tenten mumbled.Or- that time the Rookie Nine told stories about Naruto and Sasuke's sex life to an oblivious Sakura and Ino.
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Just a Bit of Homicide by PumpkinSouper
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool (Video Game 2013), Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 May 2025
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Our protagonist reunites with an old friend after a misunderstanding and comes to terms with their powers in a less violent- but still rather grim- way. Will this less lethal method last whilst teaming up with an anti-hero who still does less than ethical mercenary work? Or will they have to contend with the fact that this power makes them a natural-born killer?
And is it just their imagination, or is Deadpool kind of...cute?
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24 Oct 2025
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#HeySpiderMan by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Sep 2022
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The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.
Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.
Wade aims to fix that.
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18 Sep 2025
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On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.
That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.
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Missa Defunctorum by the_captains_platonic_masquerade
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Alien vs Predator: Requiem, The Predator (2018)
27 Nov 2025
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“You don’t need to worry about me.” She called back, hiking the duffle bag she carried higher up on her shoulder, hearing the comforting clink of the spear within it. “I’m a bit of a hunter myself.”
Alexa escapes further blame for what happened at Bouvetøya as she investigates clues of a ship crash in Gunnison. While there, she is rejoined with the hunter she thought she would never see again. The decisions Lex makes in this town will send her on a new life path which will be tough and bloody... but she still finds love and family even when far from home.
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16 Apr 2025