Muggleborn_Menace
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The importance of telling the plot to kindly fuck itself by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
29 Aug 2024
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When Larping gets a little too real, Alice is chased by NPC-orcs right from her convention into Middle Earth, meeting a tall, dark and handsome stranger she has mooned over since her teenage years.
Yeay, heartbreak and horrible hygiene, let's go!
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Sea-Born by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Apr 2024
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Aragorn is on his way to Bree, and on a rainy night enters an Inn somewhere north of Dunland.
There he meets an intriguing woman, and listens to her tales of her travels.
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Cracks filled with gold & Mithril Hearts by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
13 Mar 2024
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Modern Girl in Middle Earth, she's here for the Fellowship but joins the company and gets attached, what can you do.
OC took her Mom and moved to middle earth, became a traveling minstrel, realised that her life expectancy is now that of an elf or dwarf, she doesn't know but hey, at least she'll be there for the War of the Rings which is kind of the point.
She has read "The Hobbit" only once and never seen the movies, but the dwarves are too hot to die, damnit! -
Daughter of Kings by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Mar 2024
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A young modern maybe-witch really wants to find her father, but should have maybe read the fineprint of the spell she used.
Thorin gets thrown into the modern world, specifically into the apartment of his daughter (omg he has a daughter!!!), and finds out affairs with witches have consequences.
His daughter, Théa Emery, shows him her world, and decides that she's gonna come with him when he returns to Middle Earth.
Because she has read Tolkien and hell, she will NOT let her father die now that she found him!
Upon Thorin's return, he has to find a way to use what he has found in that other world to build a better life for his people, and his daughter has to find a place in this new world and new family, and figure out how to fix things without making it worse.
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How to tame your Dwarrows, or The cultural importance of Hair Care Products by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 Mar 2024
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Remember that girl in "The Ring" climbing out of the TV?
Yeah, something like that happens to this OC, and honestly, how do you feed a company of dwarves when you live from social support and excuse me, that is MY hair smoothing cream get your own!
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The war was over.
Or at least that’s what the papers said.
They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.
Maybe they did.
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In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.
It's super.
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Two weeks after Sirius Black falls through the Veil, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are staying at Grimmauld, going through Sirius' things with Remus.
Two weeks after Sirius Black falls through the Veil, Regulus Black's head breaks above water.
Dumbledore isn't going to be able to keep the same secrets when a resurrected Death Eater encounters two thirds of the future Golden Trio. But Voldemort's desire for immortality means his favored General is exceedingly interested in her cousin's return to life.
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“Such magic is dark,” Remus breathed. “It isn’t even meant to exist. It would have required… I mean, a lot of blood, if this is blood magic… surely not…”
Regulus sighed. Sirius had thought Remus’ stammering and wide eyes when his mind was overworking was cute. Reg disagreed. “Several human sacrifices,” he finished for him. “It would have taken several human sacrifices.” Their mother was certainly deranged enough to do it.
“Is it reversible?” mini-Potter muttered.
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Harry and Draco were trapped in 1940s Hogwarts with young Tom Riddle, and he was nothing like the monster from their history books. He was charming and brilliant and dangerous in ways that made their skin crawl. Every day under his watchful eyes, they found themselves drawn deeper into his web and closer to each other than they’d ever meant to be. The lines between enemy and ally blurred until they couldn’t tell which was more terrifying: Riddle’s growing interest in them, or the way they’d started to need each other to survive.
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Or what Harry and Draco thought they knew as history was only half the truth.
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After that fateful Halloween night in 1981, Sirius Black turns against his pursuit for vengeance for the sake of the infant held tightly in his arms. Their lives would never be the same, and neither would ever be alone.
Full Harry Potter series rewrite following what would have happened if Harry Potter was raised by a godfather who never went to Azkaban.
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08 Feb 2026
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One summer day, he sees Voldemort on his neighbor's roof. And it all came crashing down.
Armed with a stabbed diary that oddly brings him comfort and a ring that feels important, Harry is ill-equipped for the summer ahead.
On his neighbour’s roof, staring directly at him, was Voldemort.
It would be comical if it wasn’t for the struggling muggle teen in his grasp.
Mockingly, Voldemort held up a scrap of parchment. ‘Surrender yourself, or the muggle perishes.’
Harry ducked away from the glass and got his writing supplies out. He held the parchment to the wall as he wrote, with a quill this time.
‘I don’t negotiate with terrorists. I’m going back to bed.’
He wiggled it into the corner and left the sight of the window. There was a strangled scream he tried to block out. In bed, he piled his blanket over his ears. Bottom of the line, he needed sleep.
And who was he to intervene? Every damned time he did, the person ended up dead or injured. Cedric, Sirius, and countless other friends had suffered under his supervision.
Harry was done playing saviour.