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if you put this scene on a movie screen (is it called a happy end?) by Neleothesze
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Aug 2021
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"The first point in the charter for Systems of Happiness states that: 'For the purpose of narrative drama, forced metempsychosis will be applied mainly to orphans, terminal patients, and poor, disaffected college students.' Underneath the first point, some enterprising soul has scrawled: 'at a pinch, just grab a ridiculously average guy the audience can relate to'.
Nowadays, almost all systems treat this line as gospel. System 9566 however… It vanishes manhole covers in front of rich housewives and promising scientists. It poisons happily married businessmen with two and a half kids and a house in the suburbs then transmigrates them into the Big Damn Hero they never wanted to be.
Unknown to almost everyone, Ning Xue is the happiest person in B city. Now how can System 9566 let that go?"
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Ning Xue is somewhat resigned to the fact that's she's been forcefully transmigrated. Thank the ancestors that it's a BL novel. In the world of danmei, women can only be cannon fodder(*) so she can just focus on cultivating immortality!
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august 2021 New extras from chapter 9 and onwards. -
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Ardyn and Aera's well-deserved happily ever after (with a side of revenge on the gods) written in a series of 75 interconnected drabbles, each exactly 100 words long.
“Tormented by the illusion of his beloved, Ardyn ultimately accepted his role in Bahamut’s Prophecy. Instead, less than a year after the attack on Insomnia, fearing for his newborn son's life, it was young King Regis who faltered.
‘He wants an accord with Adagium?’ Bahamut thundered ‘The gall!’ [...] On the astral plane, Aera was forced to kneel before the Draconian while he decreed her new destiny: somehow, she had to subdue the Chancellor of Niflheim, her former fiancé, whom Bahamut had once chosen as the King of Light but now proclaimed anathema.”
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"Something went wrong when transferring Hotaru's neural impulses into the newest iMind.
Mind mapping technology had advanced by leaps and bounds and, yielding to her grandkids' pleas, sixty-four year old Kita Hotaru had finally signed the documents and set a date for the procedure.
On the morning of the 2nd of June, in a small hospital bed, the anesthetic lulled mrs Kita to sleep. The wakeup was far more painful and sudden, a tiny body dropping in the middle of a dirt road."Reality isn't a creation of the mind. And yet here she is, sixty-four going on ten, forever young in a world where the young are the first to die.
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"Feast on mortal flesh to heal your wounds! But don't do it around any polite folk. Have some decorum, please!" Fallout 4 Vault Dweller's Survival Guide
"The General accepts the request like she always does, with a nod and a smile, promising to do her best to arrive there in time. It's a week-long journey to Hangman’s Alley if the weather holds. It almost never does.
In this instance, it suits her well."
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Malika Cadash has a healthy sense of self-preservation. And before the massive clusterfuck that was the Conclave job, it served her pretty well.
So maybe her self-preservation took a little battering when she decided she'd help the crazy humans close the hole in the sky... and a little more when she said, sure, why not mess with the Tevinter magister in possession of time-travel hocus-pocus... and a little more when she propositioned the angry, incredibly hot elf she got stuck with in the cave-in... who turned out to be an ancient elven god...
But hey, at least the sex is fantastic. She bet Solas' dreams never showed him anything like this.
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memories are brittle at their best by LibbyLune
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jun 2024
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“Six thousand years, Childe,” Zhongli hisses, taking another swig of the vile alcohol the Fatui import from their homeland. “Six thousand years. It was unavoidable that I misplace something.”
“And I am so glad it was pitiful, whiny love letters,” Childe snickers, topping up his glass. “To a colleague, no less.”
There is nothing to do but drink. Zhongli will have to endure weeks of this, more if nothing more titillating comes along to distract the people’s memory once the exhibition has run its course.Zhongli had completely forgotten about these unsent letters, until Hu Tao comes up with her ridiculous plan. Now he has to cope with the reactions of everyone in Liyue Harbor and beyond, and not least of all, those of the intended recipient. What is Venti to him, in this new era?
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06 Jan 2026
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A God's Guide to Gaslighting by oh_fudgecakes for HeirOfSerenity
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Jul 2025
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5 Times Venti, The Bard, Accidentally Did A God Thing + 1 Time He Couldn't Gaslight Everyone Into Believing It Didn't Happen
In case of accidental performance of miracles, there are a number of ways in which undercover gods may escape questioning by suspicious mortals. If you were to confront Venti, the Bard, for example, he might have this to say:
1) You saw what? No, you didn't.
2) It's an anemo vision thing!
3) I'm... I'm so scared and traumatized... We were attacked...
4) It wasn't me?! It wasJean(insert scapegoat) !
5) Everything in combinationAn unknown beast is at large in Mondstadt. Confronted with an understaffed Knights of Favonius, Venti offers his assistance to a frazzled Jean, who is concerned for the safety of Mondstadt’s young, adventurous, and free-spirited allogenes.
Alternatively: Venti embarks on a grand babysitting adventure with three-quarters of Mondstadt’s young playable characters. Complete and posts on Tuesdays and Fridays.
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24 Dec 2025
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Freedom is walking to Mondstadt and asking for help by Wenticora
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 May 2024
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In which Venti, Zhongli, and Nahida signed a joke contract centuries ago that might be less of a joke now…
In which Nahida was forcibly imprisoned, didn’t know she was halting the dreams of the Sumeru people, and broke out to find Venti—in the hope that their contract is still valid.
In which no one but Diluc and Jean knew about the whole Archon thing, and Kaeya may have a problem with this. Rosaria too, but she's quieter about it.
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23 Dec 2025
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How Dahlia became The Herald of Barbatos.
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"You look like a man who needs one of two things to cheer up:" Venti lifted one finger up, "a miracle from Barbatos himself…” He lifted another finger, "…or someone to drag him out of his misery with questionable decisions. Lucky for you, I specialize in both." He winked, "Now, my Deacon, which one do you want first?”OR
Shortly after the Traveler left Mondstadt and the city regained its peace, Dahlia was announced as a candidate, a soon-to-be-ordained Deacon of the Church of Favonius. Which was great, awesome, perfect, had it not been for a teeny, tiny detail: his faith, or rather the lack of it.And then the wind gets a whiff of his secret.
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- Part 1 of Tales of a Windborne Flower
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11 Dec 2025
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Amazing Venti/Dahlia fic. Dahlia POV. Must reread.
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A certain mindflayer grapples with identity & personhood in the past, present, and future. BG3 from the Emperor’s perspective.
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09 Nov 2025