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Kakashi thought it’d be a good idea to train Naruto for his future Hokage duties by assigning him some office work.
Unfortunately, miles away in some sketchy inn, Sasuke was experiencing a very different kind of crisis: he was horny.
And what kind of best friend would Naruto be if he didn’t answer his desperate calls for help?- Language:
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27 May 2026
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I don't feel like it gets me anywhere. by NonAnon3rd (ToastTheInkling)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2026
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Lucifer really had to be kidding.
Seriously? A collar?
Yeah, this was some kind of joke.
Well, if he was going to do this, Vox was at least going to commit to the bit.
So what if part of the commitment to the bit was how much he liked this. He wasn’t going to admit that. He really didn’t need to anyway. It was kind of obvious.//The Vox petplay fic. That’s what this is. Petplay as a way to force Vox to take a fucking break for one goddamn second.
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- Part 12 of Now is the part for the radio station!
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20 Apr 2026
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Lucifer has been turned into a duck.
In classic fairy tale fashion, it’s gong to take a kiss to break the curse… but not just any kiss. If Lucifer ever wants to regain his true form and powers, he must get a kiss from the Radio Demon himself—and Lucifer would rather remain a duck for the rest of eternity than admit what he needs.
But even if he does manage to land a kiss, breaking the curse won’t come without consequences—for Alastor, specifically.
[Or…]
The story of the Frog Prince meets Lucifer Morningstar, and it’s on Alastor to fix it.
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28 Mar 2026
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Alastor makes it a grand total of thirteen days before collapsing in the lobby. It’s an abjectly humiliating experience for the split-second he’s cognizant of what’s happening before everything goes utterly black.
In which Alastor returns to the hotel and an olive branch is offered over coffee. It’s all very unexceptional.
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27 Mar 2026
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He trusts Alastor. To a degree. It fluctuates, that degree.
It’s been on an upward trend despite his best intentions. He's opening his shriveled, disused heart to a common sinner and he’s—he’s surprised by how naturally it comes.
In which Lucifer and Alastor play a very long, very atypical game of twenty questions.
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- Part 3 of an acquired heart
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26 Mar 2026