NoToesAllowed



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    The journey north takes forever.

    It's the dead of winter and the roads are muddy. The taverns and houses they stay in as they travel are busy and loud and Jason locks himself in his rooms with only his books and the one attendant he was allowed. A beta of his darling brother's choosing.

    Wallace is pleasant enough company for a spy. He talks enough to fill the gaps in Jason's end of any "conversation" himself and doesn't seem to mind when Jason only half listens.

    The closer they get to their destination, the more Jason's nerves get twisted up. The more time he has to think, to realize just exactly to whom Dick sold him off.

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    "Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"

    Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.

    "'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.

    . . . um.

    Whoops.

    "Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.

    "Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.

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    07 May 2026

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    Clueless (comparative more clueless, superlative most clueless). Lacking knowledge or understanding; uninformed; oblivious. Without any clues or hints.

    Tim presented (got outed) as Omega and Dick goes to the one person in the pack that could have answers for him.
    Jason, the only other Omega, who also never came clean about it to the pack - besides Dick.

    Follow them both on their own journey, as they and the pack need to ask and answer the old question about: Is it nature or nurture?

    Or in short: How the fuck does a pack full of vigilantes react to suddenly having an Omega with them?
    (If you ask Dick and Jason, not like they do.)

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    03 May 2026

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    Someone’s put up a contract for Jason.  Seven million dollars for his head.  He’s honestly a little flattered.  But whoever put up the contract must not know him very well.  Most assassins and mercenaries who are skilled enough to kill him are friends of his.

    He just wishes Batman would trust him when he says he’s got a handle on it.

    For Slade x Jay Week Day 2 - This fic claims the prompt Relationship Reveal

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    25 Apr 2026

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    19 Apr 2026