17 Works by Nobodysproblem
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That's the plan by Nobodysproblem for fried_potato36
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
19 Jan 2026
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“Your heart’s beating fast,” John murmured.
Sherlock wasn’t sure if it was a demand for an explanation or a mere observation.
“You alright?”
Of course. Concern.
His dear, dear Watson.
How could he ever go back to not having him by his side?
His chest felt heavy and his eyes started burning, and he felt he had no choice but to say it, even if he might regret it later.“I love you.”
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Sherlock confesses that he’ll miss John when he’ll eventually move out. John realises something about his future.
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An Unjustifiable Experiment by Nobodysproblem for edgarallennope
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Nov 2025
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SHERLOCK
Now... I'm not feeling
particularly self-destructive
at the moment, and I certainly
wouldn't want anything to
happen to you, so I will
open.. the windows...
And the door, yes..JOHN
And you're gonna burn
that.. powder. Here.SHERLOCK
I will, yes.---
Basically that one scene from The Devil's Foot but make it Sherlock & Co. Also this is never outright mentioned but I need everyone to know this is Post-Reichenbach. -
Redeeming Qualities by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
14 Nov 2025
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SHERLOCK
What use am I, if I'm not
employing my intellect? It is
the one thing that makes me...
(pause)
...worthy.John looks at him, apalled. His hand freezes in Sherlock's hair. He's afraid of what Sherlock might answer, but he asks:
JOHN
Of what?--
Sherlock is tired and feels guilty for needing a break. John finds out why.
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The Adventure of the Wilted Rose by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Nov 2025
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“What is it?” she asked.
He opened his mouth to talk.
He couldn’t. He felt like he was going to burst into tears if he did.
“Alright. Watson?”
For a moment, he felt slightly flattered that she had saved his number.
He nodded, not realising that it didn’t help.
“Did something happen to Sherlock?”
He took a big breath, squeezed his eyes, willed himself to calm down.
“Yeah,” he managed to say. “He- He’s been kidnapped.”---
Sherlock is kidnapped. John does something neither of them expected him to. -
Would I still say ‘almost’ then? by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Oct 2025
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He's looking at Sherlock. At his face. Paler than usual. Beat up. Bruised. Split skin. Unconscious.
He looks horrible.
And the worst of it isn’t even visible.John stops turning the problem in his head. He makes a decision. A big one.
Mariana will not like it. The listeners will not like it. He doesn’t like it.
But it’s necessary. For Sherlock.---
A few years after the events of The Final Problem, Sherlock almost dies again. John makes a decision.
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The Plushie Scenario by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
08 Jul 2025
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“Did you mean what you said today? During the mailbag?”
“What?”
“Regarding the plushie scenario.”
John chuckled and shot him a quick look as Sherlock continued:
“Would you actually sell me if I was a cute, highly marketable, 12-inch plushie?”--
In which John is doing a bit and Sherlock is serious.
(And a genius detective becomes convinced that his best friend doesn't care about him all that much) -
Be my- (Valentine?) by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
30 Apr 2025
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It was jealousy, when John seemed interested in someone else. It was devotion. Putting John's well-being above his own. It was casual touches, leaning on him for no reason, holding his hand on cases and when they went out. Cuddling.
She only saw it once. A couple weeks ago. Also on movie night. Sherlock had sat his head on John's chest, draped an arm over him, and John didn't even bat an eye. Just put his own arm around Sherlock's shoulders. Like they had done that many times before.She didn’t know why she needed to see Sherlock staring longingly at John to realise it.
They were in love. Weren’t they?
Sherlock certainly was.--
Mariana thinks Sherlock is in love with John. Sherlock does want John for himself, so she must be right.
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If I didn't know before by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
09 Mar 2025
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He'd taken it too far, with Slaney. Hadn't he?
He didn't regret it. He'd shot his best friend, he'd shot John. Out of all people... He tried to kill John.
He deserved what he got, and more.But when he'd looked at John, right after... Had there been something in his face? Something primal, animalistic, dangerous, horrible, that made his best friend's face go from exhaustion and concern to fear. Because it had been fear.
Widened eyes, inner corners of the eyebrows raised, lips slightly parted, trembling...
It had been fear.--
Set after the events of The Dancing Men. Sherlock thinks John is afraid of him. John thinks Sherlock needs his space. Not a great combo. -
One evening, two blankets by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
21 Feb 2025
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He can see him better now. He can see the tears in his eyes.
“What's wrong?”
“Nothing.”
Not a deflection. The problem itself.
“Oh…”
John brings up a hand to pat his head - pushing the hair away from his face, with only the tips of his fingers.
“Can I help?”--
A quiet moment, in 221b. Sherlock is sad, for no reason. John checks on him. -
I won't lose you, will I? by Nobodysproblem for Gregorovitch
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
20 Jan 2025
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John and Sherlock split up while chasing a suspect. Sherlock hears a gunshot.
He freezes. His blood turns cold. There is no way this is a coincidence. There is no way it wasn’t aimed at John.
Set a few weeks after The Dancing Men
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Last words by Nobodysproblem for estelraca
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
25 Dec 2024
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After a disagreement with Watson, Holmes goes out to check a theory regarding a case. When hours pass and he doesn't return, and with the weather taking a turn for the worse, Watson starts to worry...
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Untethered by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Nov 2024
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He had new messages from two people.
Mariana 21:37 📷 Photo
Sherlock 21:35 I'm sorry I'm not a better friend.“What the hell?”
“What?” Mariana asked.
17 new messages from Sherlock. John opened the conversation and slowly raised his hand to signal her to wait.---
John's out with friends and only pure chance makes him check his phone minutes after receiving some very worrying texts from Sherlock.
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Ghost of a Christmas Present by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Oct 2024
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“Hey-Hey! It’s here!”
“It is?”
“Yeah!” He taps on the screen. “Hmm-hmm… Arrived at your local delivery office… Pick it up unti-”
He stares at the date. His smile slowly fades away.
“Oh, John…” she says, in her please-tell-me-you-didn’t voice. “Until?”
“...the 19th.”--
John realises too late that he forgot to pick up Sherlock's Christmas gift from the post office. Now it's gone.
What worthy replacement could he find in 4 days? -
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"Crowley? I got your message." His voice echoed in the silent, empty building.
He had to be here. He wouldn't leave the Book, now that he'd found it. Well. Suppose he could've left with the Book, but-
Steps, getting closer. Aziraphale sighed, relieved, and hastened to meet Crowley in the middle.
Only when the person turned the corner, it wasn't Crowley.Or
We're all set on Aziraphale thinking Crowley is dead at some point in season 3, right? Right?
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The world is supposed to end again. An angel and a demon take matters into their own hands.
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Little curse by Nobodysproblem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jul 2023
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A little curse threatens Aziraphale. He'll be gone in a minute or two. Unless Crowley does something about it.
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Martin writes a letter to Jon.