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falling upwards from heaven by NormalHumanBean
Fandoms: The Binding of Isaac (Video Game)
21 Mar 2022
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Eden thinks that Azazel has a heart in there somewhere, even if it's shriveled and dusty and has to be dragged out kicking and screaming.
Azazel thinks Eden can shove it.
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- Part 4 of naked crying basement children
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Tahm Kench catches up with an old acquaintance over dinner. It's not as satisfying as most meals he's had.
Well, relatively speaking. Nothing satisfies the River King.
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Meanwhile by NormalHumanBean
Fandoms: League of Legends, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
07 Dec 2021
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Much happens in the hustle and bustle of Piltover and Zaun. So much that one might miss something in all the hubbub.
(Or: what everyone else was doing before (or during) Arcane.)
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Apollyon has a date with destiny. Bethany didn't realize this was going to be a whole ordeal.
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- Part 3 of naked crying basement children
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Jacob and Esau arrive in the Basement. Cain notices some patterns.
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- Part 2 of naked crying basement children
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naked crying basement children by NormalHumanBean
Fandom The Binding of Isaac (Video Game)
21 Mar 2022
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Everyone in the basement is a bundle of issues, and someone inevitably ends up poking those issues with a stick for no good reason.
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The room is too bright.
It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.
It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.
With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.
[[ Completed ]]
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- Part 1 of Jamma Jambound's SDVN works
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12 Jul 2025
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But perhaps, you think, stirring your suddenly stilled feet into action, this is an opportunity. You have spoken many times to your group about the problematic nature of your Alternian counterpart’s methods. Surely, therefore, it behooves you to take the time, not just to attempt to analyze and deconstruct his words in absentia, but to actually call out the source of the toxic rhetoric in person. In fact, you have often mused about what you would say to him, how you would demonstrate to him his misconceptions and contradictorily kyriarchy-reinforcing methodology. You had not anticipated the reality of the situation coming upon you so suddenly, but, you suppose, no time like the present. Especially since he’s spotted you. So you remind yourself that while your own unexamined societally-instilled reactions may raise their metaphorical heads at unfortunate times, it’s important not to let your acknowledgement of them prevent you from educating others on the important issues, and walk towards him.
In Which Kankri Vantas, Social Justice Activist Extraordinaire, engages in dialogue with his other-universe counterpart.
It's surprisingly productive.
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07 Jan 2025
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Ciaphas Cain just intended to spend time partying with the local elite to make his lifetime posting managing a bunch of PDF on a backwater world like Slawkenberg more comfortable. Now his face is on the flag of rebellion across the system, he has an enamoured Daemon Princess stalking him from the Warp, and the lunatics are looking to HIM for leadership …
TV Tropes page : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/CiaphasCainWarmasterOfChaos- Language:
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27 Oct 2024
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tomorrow isn't always another day by suitablyskippy for warfare
Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
25 Dec 2016
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It’s like Reigen’s been waiting for the question. He stops dead on the pavement, grips Mob by the shoulders, and stares down into his eyes with an expression as haunted as though every ghost the pair of them has ever exorcised has taken up residence behind it. “Mob,” he says. “Mob,” he says again. “Tell me, Mob. Look at me and tell me. Tell me truthfully. Do I look cursed to you?”
Mob looks at him, and tells him truthfully. “No.”
“Well, you didn’t look very long,” says Reigen. “Let’s just stand here for a moment, like so, and you can have another look, a nice long look, and really think about it...”
(There's nothing strange about being called back to exorcise the same haunted photocopier six days in a row. It must just be a very haunted photocopier.)
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23 Oct 2024
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homeroom (or, if we're not recruited in 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave) by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
12 May 2020
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In which Byleth leads the Blue Lions and attempts a full recruitment run. Meanwhile, in the classroom next door, a war is (possibly) averted via the power of boredom, being left behind, and general tomfoolery.
Or, in the wake of a story that is no longer theirs, the final remnants of the Deer collide with the last dregs of the Eagles and (maybe) change history.
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19 Aug 2024