Paranoia_Paranoia
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All The Freckles On Your Face by Paranoia_Paranoia
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
28 Aug 2025
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A little study on growing up, and on Ed Walker's relationship with his son.
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Two times Jay falls asleep in his parents' workshop and is carried back to bed. Previously named 'Little Things Like You'.
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Agent Walker's Handbook To Surviving The Administration by Paranoia_Paranoia
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
23 Aug 2025
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In which Agent Walker is tasked with writing a handbook for new administration hires, and maybe he gets a little too honest with it..
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Tomorrow's Just Another Day (And I Don't Believe In Time) by Paranoia_Paranoia
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
31 Jul 2025
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Time isn't something to be tampered with. So when Jay (accidentally) enacts the Skybound rewind, there's hell for him to pay.. in the form of a time loop that keeps killing and reviving his friends one by one.
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The Supernatural episode 'Mystery Spot', but make it Ninjago.
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I Loved You Like The Sun by Paranoia_Paranoia
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2025
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Quan Yizhen has always had a hard time with feelings, whether they were other people's or his own. But when he's faced with spirit shattering, relentless grief in a situation that he couldn't do anything to change.. he still doesn't quite realize how bad he is at coping.
Aka,
This is how I cope with Yin Yu's death (making quan yizhen do it for me)
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One of the many stark contrasts between Jay and Cole is that one of them attended a school of performing arts, and one of them... clearly didn't. But with the help of some tunes and a bit of tlc, Cole can make that a little less obvious.
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I haven't stopped thinking about Cole's dirty dancing refrence since I watched prime empire, so here's him teaching Jay to dance. Viva la bruiseshipping revolution
Recent series
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This series started as a play on the concept that Killian and Liam weren't the only children indentured on Silver's ship. Now, two years later, it's shifted to mostly be about the oc I created for this concept, Alan.
Killian, Liam, and a more background oc Cynthia are also important parts of the story. That being said, I hope you enjoy it! Even though the older parts of the series are certainly not my best work.
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31 Days Of Suffering by Paranoia_Paranoia
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Once Upon a Time (TV), The Euthanizer (Short Film 2009)
22 Oct 2022
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My beloved whumptober 2022 creations
Read at your own risk
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The adventures of teenage CaptainCharming by Paranoia_Paranoia
Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV)
04 May 2022
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It's literally a CaptainCharming high-school au
Not my best work looking back on it, but it's wholesome, so enjoy
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Elemental fever: a rarely seen disease which significantly reduces control of and immunity from one's own element. Usually accompanied by a high fever for multiple days.
How will the residents of the Monastery of Spinjitzu cope with an outbreak?Set after S10, mostly because I wanted them living at the monastery. Also I wanted it after the Yin-Yang promise. Not strongly linked to any canon plot.
Mediwhump for the fun of it.Bookmarked by Paranoia_Paranoia
06 Sep 2025
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Jay can’t sleep. Neither can Cole. So, logically, Jay invites Cole out to a bar and, well, it goes as well as expected.
Series
- Part 1 of Little Bruiseshipping Oneshots (REVISED)
Bookmarked by Paranoia_Paranoia
07 Jul 2025
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And, the one time he wasn't.
Bookmarked by Paranoia_Paranoia
05 Jul 2025
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A short look at my version of Jay's time aboard Misfortune's Keep. When violence doesn't work, what else will Nadakhan try to make Jay give up his wish?
I thought about listing this as a bonus chapter to Fade to Black, but decided it would work better as a stand alone one-shot. You don't need to read that fic first, however it does slot into that set of head canons.Bookmarked by Paranoia_Paranoia
26 Jun 2025
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fear’s not enough (they had to tear him apart) by sunflowerstarfruit
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
24 May 2024
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“There’s a moment, heart lurching into his throat, where Cole doesn’t recognize his best friend. It’s a terrifying feeling.
Jay’s familiar blue is splattered with stark crimson, heavy chains gathered in fists clenched so tight the knuckles would have been white if they weren’t split and broken open. His chest is heaving, breaths wild and unsteady. And under the shadow of his hood, his eyes pierce through the darkness, glowing with electric blue intensity and blade glint sharpness.
First Master, there’s blood in his teeth. Lightning sparking and crackling between them. He bit someone.”
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The first time the ninja have to fight after Skybound doesn’t go so well.
Bookmarked by Paranoia_Paranoia
03 Apr 2025