Pattonwyn
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This is just a space for me to post one shots about my original characters. Read if you'd like! Some one shots are very heavy while others may be lighter. I try to give a pretty solid description of what you may or may not be getting into at the beginning of each chapter. Stay safe, lovelies!
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James Wilson isn't going to get married to House just because he asked. They're not even together, for God's sake! That's lunacy.
That's insane.
Only an idiot would do that.
Oh, God, he's an idiot.
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Gideon's journey of independence, preaching, and figuring out how to be a real Gemstone.
"He's not like his dad, mom, or siblings. They're rowdy, loud, and excitable; everything that he isn't, really. How his dad gets up most every Sunday and preaches like that, he'll never know. He doesn't like it- he never has, and he never will; preaching, or, he supposes, the Gemstone family business, isn't his thing. He wants something else."
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"He watches him fall, and he wonders if Quackity is as lost as he is. He wonders if being lost is synonymous with being human."
In which Charlie attempts to discern exactly what being a person means.
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William had a tendency to talk too much when he was sick. So, naturally, when he does fall ill, his first thought is to try and cover it up.
It does not go well.
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and fireworks flash between us by childoflightning (lightning_anon)
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
31 Aug 2019
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Mindscape High School was pretty lax as far as most schools go, but it did have exactly three unspoken rules that everyone knew by heart.
1. If you didn’t have somewhere to sit at lunch, English teacher Mx. Virgil Torres’ room was always open.
2. The pink glitter that still covered the majority of the arts wing was absolutely 100% drama teacher Mr. Roman Prince’s fault and you shouldn't let him tell you any different.
3. Algebra teacher Mr. Patton Hart and chemistry teacher Mr. Logan Bright absolutely loathed one another.
No one really knew when or how said feud started, but it was nothing short of entertaining.
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18 Dec 2025
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William has died before and he always comes back. This time, returning to his life came with some less-than-ideal consequences for his body.
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William has a really rough time after returning to his body and this basically a sick fic but the symptoms are death.
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03 Dec 2025
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Holy peak oh my god. Possibly one of my favorite fics of all time
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Jamie collapses at training the day before an away game far from home, running a fever, and somehow this ends up being Roy's problem. And Ted's, when he persuades Roy to take it in shifts. It's both of their problem, though it's a problem for them in different ways.
Ted struggles to keep the feeling of being helpless from sending him too deep into his own head to stay where he's needed. His experience as a parent both helps and doesn't.
As for Roy, hating Jamie was a lot simpler than caring about him is. Taking care of him? Roy doesn't have a clue where he got the idea he was competent enough to do that. Especially when it feels like all he does is mess it up.
(or: every fandom deserves at LEAST one tropey mess of a sickfic. here's one for us.)
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05 Sep 2025
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"You fucking rodeo clown American prick!" Jamie shouts. "This is bullshit!"
He crosses the room and kicks Ted's suitcases, which tumble over like dominoes. Ted glances over and seems startled, but not all that scared.
"Well, heck," he laughs. "I'm starting to think there might be a ghost in here."
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jamie tartt is dead. ted lasso lives in a haunted flat.
it turns out that caring a little can go a long way.
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02 Sep 2025
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Oh my god the ghost au of all time. Literally cannot speak of this fic highly enough. I am losing my mind this is genuinely fantastic. Please read and give it a shot. Short and perfect for an afternoon
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welcome to my samjamie bestfriendism agenda :) this is a canon divergent timeline where they bond after jamie has a panic attack at the gala in season one.
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02 Sep 2025