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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Hermione Granger refuses to run her bookshop like a business that doesn’t care about people.

    Theo Nott specializes in saving businesses that are “operationally sound but structurally bleeding.”

    Compromise, it turns out, lives in the margins.

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    28 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Sirius knows what he wants. He's just gotta figure out a way to get it. What could go wrong when he decides to use an old family spell at Christmas time to win Hermione's heart? Obviously nothing.

    Hilarity ensues.

    **WORK COMPLETE**
    -- I am appalled that this has turned into a WIP. A *Christmas* WIP. I am disgusted with myself. Except to say that Sirius is a fucking delight and I enjoy writing every minute of this. Please enjoy. Updates soon. - dragon

    Big thanks to my alphabet BasicHumanWrites who is a terrible influence. As usual. You're the best. Thank you for taking a look at the first 8 chapters, and I'm sorry I couldn't restrain myself from posting the rest before you had a chance to look. The people want what the people want! And thank you to slytherin_spellbook for the pinch hitting beta work! Apologies also offered to you on my lack of self-restraint.

    So you see, all the mistakes are totally mine.

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    10 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    The battle was over, but the war raged on; Harry Potter had been the seventh, but not the final Horcrux, as everyone thought. The Order had been hunting rogue shards of soul for half a decade and were now ready to finally take down the Dark Lord once and for all.
    Draco should’ve seen it coming when his wife bent over and picked up the ugly, grey corpse-baby that Voldemort’s form had once again been reduced to—his wife had always had a penchant for horrible creatures.

    —OR—
    The dark comedy crack fic that nobody asked for, about Draco, Hermione, and their son, Voldemort.
    ✨A collaboration by EvergreenTuesdays, Frau Blucher, iftreescouldspeak, & LiloLilyAnn✨
    COMPLETE

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    09 Mar 2025

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    Lord Malfoy has been working for the department of mysteries since the Battle of Hogwarts in May of 1898. He proved his worth as a spy and double agent, and has been roundly celebrated as one of the Golden Quartet. Draco has never been satisfied, however, that the fifth member of their group was hidden from the public, and even less satisfied that no one in magical London has set eyes on Hermione Granger since the day after the battle, when she disappeared from St. Mungo’s.

    Now, in May of 1910, the muggle King Edward VII, has been killed by magic and Lord Draco Malfoy finds a surprise awaiting him when he consults with an expert at the British Museum while on the trail of the killers.

    Works somewhat within canon, books 1-4, if the books were set a hundred years before they were, then diverges.

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    27 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    When feelings and betrayal turn Draco Malfoy and his campaign manager in the Minister for Magic election into adversaries, Hermione Granger lashes out and cuts all ties. She decides revenge is a dish best served cold—and tastes sweetest served on the lips of the forbidden.

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    20 Oct 2024