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    Lucifer has to say, Angel Dust's prideful offence at Alastor's lack of interest in him is amusing... or it would be, if the spider didn't insist on making it his problem.

    Sure, he could tempt Alastor into his bed easily enough! But his heart has a bad habit of growing attached, and does he really want to risk falling in love with The Radio Demon, of all people?! Over a dumb bet with Hazbin Hotel's resident Porn Star?

    ... Turns out, the answer to that is: Yes, he would. Apparently.

    He will...

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    24 Dec 2025

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    The one with the bet between Angel and Lucifer and also the one with the really good nail metaphor

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    Shortly after the battle against Adam, Lucifer discovers the deal Charlie made with Alastor. He confronts Alastor, but Alastor refuses to remove the deal. Instead, he offers to transfer Charlie's obligations to Lucifer instead. Unwilling to allow Charlie to be trapped in a deal with the Radio Demon, Lucifer agrees, taking on his daughters deal. The favor Alastor wants? Protection. Lucifer figures it will be simple enough, but as Alastor and the king navigate the constraints of the deal, the realm around them falls under threat and they learn that they might just have to work together beyond the ties that bind them. But what neither of them expects is for desire to draw them closer, a desire that carries with it the hope and freedom they've both been craving all along.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    The really good one where Lilith is a bitch, the one with Alden and the really good backstories

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    Lucifer Morningstar is in desperate need of sleep, and though Alastor does not know it yet, he holds all of the answers to solving Lucifer's problem. Of course, things between the devil and the far-too-attractive-for-his-own-good Radio Demon are as tense as ever. But with a splash of sorcery, several harmless misunderstandings, and an altogether chaotic chain-of-events, Lucifer might, just maybe, finally get some sleep.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    The one with the really good writing with the magical bayou and the alligators

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    “Yes! Alastor, I really must know…what is your relationship with the King of Hell?” Rosie leant in, placing her chin daintily on her folded hands as Lucifer seemed to choke even more. Honestly.

    Taking pity on the monarch, Alastor summoned a tentacle and give the demon a nice hard pat on the back, dislodging the bit of Sinner that got stuck in his throat. Lucifer smiled at him with watery eyes and Alastor smiled softly back, using the same tentacle to tug on the king’s tail before fading away.

    “Obviously we’re together.”

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    A late night and a suggestion for a bonding activity from Charlie that resulted in an entertaining contract might just answer some curiosities of the Hotel's patrons. Chief most: when did Alastor and Lucifer get that close?

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    16 Dec 2025

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    This is the cute one with Rosie and Alastors sisters

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    Escaping the Digital Circus was only the beginning. Weeks later, Pomni -Christine- runs into Jax -Felix- on the New York sidewalk. She thought she'd never hear his stupid voice again. Their unexpected reunion forces them to confront the weight of the past, and now, the trajectory of their future.

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    13 Dec 2025

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