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    A modern Phaidei Hanahaki AU in which Phainon:
    - Freaks out about having Hanahaki
    - Tries to make Mydei hate him
    - Yearns
    - Regrets everything and has a breakdown in front of a 7/11 at one in the morning

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    29 Nov 2025

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    “Sooo…” Tribbie begins, soundly smacking her lips.

    “What a situation,” Aglaea laments.

    “I wonder who will help him,” is Trinnon’s two cents.

    “Now’s your cue, De,” Trianne whispers at him from in between her tiny hands, like it wasn't damn obvious his fate was sealed the moment they all looked at him.

    “Splendid idea. Leave it to the homicidal maniac to be his caretaker; what could possibly go wrong?”

    Alternatively: A cursed Phainon can't speak, see or hear. Mydei is tasked with taking care of him until everything's sorted out.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    they so spoingy ❤️❤️❤️

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    "Forgive me, Lord Phainon, I can't help but be curious. How could you possibly not know that Lord Mydei has been your spouse for... four months?"

    "To be honest, Miss Castorice, I haven't the slightest idea."

    Through a series of events that may or may not have involved a Kremnoan courting ritual, Phainon had somehow managed to ask for Mydei's hand in marriage.

    For some reason, Mydei said yes.

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    10 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    “‘Fool!’ the Count raged, his eyes searing through the silver moonlight. Jonathan could not bear to look upon him in such a state. He cringed into the snowbank like a frightened fawn and waited for death.

    ‘Did I not expressly warn you against sleeping outside of your chambers?’ he seethed. ‘Did I not protect you once this night, only for you to spurn me and seek death’s bosom yet again?’

    Jonathan pressed his numb face into the snow as the Count’s breath roiled the air above him. Oh, let it be quick, as quick and merciful as such a thing could be. Let it be better than the wolves would have been.”

    Jonathan Harker invites catastrophe by falling asleep in the west wing and provoking the appetites of three voracious brides. When he does himself no favors by fleeing into the snow-blanketed night, rescue comes from a savior both savage and sweet. As his terror begins to thaw, Jonathan must decide whether to trust the fierce protector his vampiric host has become, challenging his understanding of danger and desire.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    It truly was impressive to see just how hopeless that man was for to Mydei. All anyone had to do was bring up the prince’s name, and Phainon’s ears would perk up like he had just heard a crucial detail to attack in a debate.

    In fact, Hyacine mused, you probably didn’t even have to bring up Mydei's name. Phainon would inevitably derail any conversation into an ode to his muse’s greatness.

    Hyacine as she observes (against her will) the strange relationship between Phainon and Mydei over the years.

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    15 Jul 2025