PrepareToBeMildlyEntertained

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    Steve opens his bedroom door to find...absolute carnage. His bed has moved, the mattress is off the frame, there’s blankets and pillows strewn everywhere, feathers swirling in the air.

    “Eddie?”

    Eddie pops up on the other side of the bed, shirtless and frantic looking, “I didn’t, I didn’t do anything,” he says guiltily, “it just, it just...it just exploded,” and then he mimes an explosion, waving his hands in the air.

    Steve stares, the feathers settling. Eddie’s actually naked again and appears to be building some sort of fort on the floor of Steve’s bedroom, Steve blinks, “the pillow doesn’t matter Eddie.”

    Eddie nods decisively, “good.” Then, after a moments thought, “do you have more?” And then he’s back on his hands and knees rearranging his fort, naked ass in the air, like a feral racoon or something.

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    16 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    Eddie died in the Upside Down.

    But… what if he didn’t?

    Aka 10k of bat!Eddie and turning him back into a human.

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    "Seriously? You never even, like, suspected it?"
    "No?" Eddie says, feeling kind of like he's floating, maybe even dreaming. He's usually good at subtext, he can read between lines well enough to confidently put most things together. But this was something else entirely, another thing that would rock his entire understanding of the world, surreal to the point where he knows it's not actually going to sink in until Steve says it out loud.
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    Steve tells Eddie a secret, and navigating it only brings them closer together - if there is such a thing when you're already a little bit in love. They just haven't addressed that part yet.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    "I'm…" Steve starts, like he's actually about to tell him.

    Oh God. He's about to tell him.

    Eddie's staring, and Steve sees how his hand is searching the seat behind himself for the remote, probably to kill the movie, because Steve's being so weird it's making him worried.

    He sighs again, breath trembling from stress and he buries his face in his hands. Leg still bouncing in place.

    The TV gets turned off and the room fills with silence, and he hears Eddie shuffling around next to him.

    "Steve—"

    "I have a pussy now."

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    12 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 30

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    "Hiya, Big Boy." Eddie is trying so hard to play it cool but Gareth can see the arm holding his head up shaking. "Are you on the menu, cause I'd love an order of beefcake to go." Gareth chokes so hard he has to pound his own chest to get his breath back.

    Steve is still gaping at them. "Eddie." The pause seems to go on forever before he laughs and the tension in Eddie's shoulders visibly melts. "What the fuck, man?"

    "Thought I'd come see you, sweetheart. Keep you company while Buckley's gone."

    "Ed, it's the middle of the night."

    "I know, Steve. This is, uh," Eddie sits up. Plays with a ring. Flaps a hand at Gareth to get him to turn the music down. "A grand romantic gesture, Steve."

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    10 Feb 2026