Pretty_Patchouli
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Two years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the world is moving on, but not everyone has found their place in it.
Draco Malfoy, freshly released from Azkaban, stands among the ruins of his life. He is consumed by one goal - finding the person he lost sight of after the war.
Hermione Granger, no longer the celebrated “Golden Girl,” lives a secluded life as a Potions master, trying to fill the emptiness in her life.As their paths intertwine, they slowly discover that something is deeply amiss. Behind the shiny facade of peace, darker truths and terrifying secrets come to light.
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Exactly What She Wanted by Pretty_Patchouli, SerpentsandSkulls for douniadogood
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2026
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Hermione Granger is used to getting what she wants, and she will do whatever it takes to get it. She now has her eyes set on her true love, Harry Potter. With the help of a couple old friends, and a few ones, Hermione comes up with a plan to breakup Harry and Ginny- leaving Harry for the taking.
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Bludgers, Beasts & Beating Hearts by Pretty_Patchouli
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2025
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A Forced Proximity, Fake Dating Sports Romance
Hermione Granger has it all – a renowned career, loyal friends and the perfect relationship with international Quidditch star Viktor Krum. At least, that's what everyone believes. But when a single note turns everything upside down, her carefully balanced world begins to crumble.
Theodore Nott is focused, ambitious and completely uninterested in distractions. His one goal is to conquer the British league. The last thing he needs is a curly-haired flatmate, who comes with stacks of research papers, an endless knowledge of magical creatures, and a stubborn tendency to get under his skin.
When circumstances push them into a fake relationship, boundaries begin to blur. Between Bludgers, Beasts and growing feelings, Hermione and Theo may discover that the hardest hearts to tame aren't found in the wild.
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Lost and Found by Pretty_Patchouli for houseofemerald
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2025
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After feeling out of place at Christmas for years, Hermione Granger decides to spend the holidays alone in Amsterdam to find some peace.
But when she unexpectedly encounters Charlie Weasley, old feelings between them resurface that Hermione had long buried.
Between canals, twinkling lights and hidden ice rinks, they discover that some love stories deserve a second chance.
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Wake Me Up When September Ends by Pretty_Patchouli, stronkk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger never had much in common except for the month of September. For both of them, it is a time defined by loss. While they try to cope with this in their own way, fate strikes again on one autumnal day, bringing the odd pair together. Maybe September wasn’t that bad after all?
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Draco Malfoy, a successful and talented businessman, has everything he’s ever wanted...or so he thinks. One fateful Christmas, everything changes when Draco wakes up in a completely different life—a life where he’s father to two children and husband to the woman he secretly dated at Hogwarts…Hermione Granger. As he navigates his alternative life, Draco is forced to reconsider his priorities, his prejudices, and the true meaning of success. And, more than anything, he must decide if love is better than forgetting.
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A Dramione retelling of the holiday film, “The Family Man.”
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28 Dec 2025
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Theodore Nott disappeared during the Battle of Hogwarts. And in the more than ten years that followed, despite relentless inquiries and searching by those who had been closest to him, no trace of him was discovered.
Eventually, Theo was no longer considered missing. He was considered dead.
Which was curious, because as Hermione peered into the eyes of the man playing the piano at a packed Muggle bar on the outskirts of Galway, Ireland, it was Theo Nott who was looking back at her.
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28 Dec 2025
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ᚦ: A mysterious echo of fate that opens gateways to the past. A transition point. A gravitational phenomena that is neither present nor future, legend nor truth. With the power to destroy or create, are these ghosts manifestations of love or something more sinister?
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"Like a spider, weaving the web of time, every moment of her life had led her to Draco Malfoy. As if it were intricately designed to, as if the fates knew when spinning every delicate thread, that someday, it would catch them at the exact moment it mattered most. But when caught on a bed of silk, even dying could feel like love's embrace.
The question was, were they the spiders? Or the prey?"
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An ancient blood curse. Two lovers. A fated bond forged in the fires of revolution. This is the story of a mother's love in the face of an unspeakable tragedy.
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19 Aug 2025
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“So what did oh-so-brilliant Nott have in mind?”
“Date me.”
“Excuse me?”When Theo and Hermione return to Hogwarts for their 8th year, they enter into a deal neither of them can refuse.
Fake dating. Angst. And a little comic relief
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08 Jul 2025
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Here Lies Draco Malfoy's Reputation by thegreatamericanpoet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2025
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After a decade in Azkaban and house arrest, Draco Malfoy is finally free—but the world has moved on without him. His old friends have new lives, his mother is scheming as always, and the only woman he’s ever loved, Hermione Granger, is now a wildly successful CEO—brilliant, unstoppable, and still far too good for him.
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01 Apr 2025