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The Right Person by Pretty_Patchouli for beckysbooktok
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2026
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“I tried,” she continued. “And it just…wasn’t what I expected. Not even close.” She shook her head slightly. “I kept thinking it was supposed to feel like something…more. But it didn’t. And now I’m starting to think that maybe it’s just not something I’m particularly…suited for.”
Her words hung in the air, leaving her more vulnerable than she had intended, before Charlie shifted, turning slightly toward her.
“Or,” he said, voice low and even, “you just haven’t been with the right person.”
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Charlie shows Hermione just how good sex can be.
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Two years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the world is moving on, but not everyone has found their place in it.
Draco Malfoy, freshly released from Azkaban, stands among the ruins of his life. He is consumed by one goal – finding the person he lost sight of after the war. No matter the costs.
Hermione Granger, no longer the celebrated “Golden Girl,” lives a secluded life as a Potions master. After her friends have turned their backs on her, she concentrates exclusively on her research, desperately trying to fill the emptiness in her life.
When their paths cross, they slowly discover that something is amiss in the Wizarding World. Hidden behind the façade of peace lie dark secrets that stretch far beyond their wildest imaginings.
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Pansy's Self-Care Retreat...or something like that by ani_meg_us, Pretty_Patchouli for magusmonoceros
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2026
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"What the bloody fuck is a self-care retreat?"
Granger and their gang of idiot friends did a nice thing by sending Pansy on a getaway to "get some fresh air" and "work through her feelings" or some other nonsense. The IDEA was nice.
But in practice, not so much. Pansy had no interest in going to the woods. Or working through her feelings. Or doing any self-care.
Whatever. She'd get on the plane to the states and see what this fresh air thing was all about. How bad could it be, anyway?
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He remembers everything.
She has lost all her memories.
On Valentine's Day, Draco Malfoy visits the love of his life, hoping that her love for him still exists, even though her mind has forgotten him.
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Magically Yours: Our Golden Girl (ART COLLECTION) by Bekazimi, chronophobique, goosegirl1618, jessonel, jillianleigh_art, Kelserly, kogitsunemaruFOX, LadyJeanGrey, Lemonwedgiee, Lynny-Art (pyromancing), MaKayKirei, marigold_13, Meiflowersketches, midnightbrushes, Moonluartt, Ninjawurp, papercranesandapples, Pretty_Patchouli, saintmlfy, selbindery, Selune_Illustrations, SeventheScribe, Silver_Snippets, SilverHebridean, sisterjulaerys, softkombucha, spicyxpisces, starlinart, strandsofsaturn, teaandtapestry, xosmox
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2026
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A collection of all the art pieces for Magically Yours: Our Golden Girl
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Magically Yours: Our Golden Girl; A Bachelorette AU by Bekazimi, chronophobique, goosegirl1618, jessonel, jillianleigh_art, Kelserly, kogitsunemaruFOX, LadyJeanGrey, Lemonwedgiee, Lynny-Art (pyromancing), MaKayKirei, marigold_13, Meiflowersketches, midnightbrushes, Moonluartt, Ninjawurp, papercranesandapples, Pretty_Patchouli, saintmlfy, selbindery, Selune_Illustrations, SeventheScribe, Silver_Snippets, SilverHebridean, sisterjulaerys, softkombucha, spicyxpisces, starlinart, strandsofsaturn, teaandtapestry, xosmox
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy, a successful and talented businessman, has everything he’s ever wanted...or so he thinks. One fateful Christmas, everything changes when Draco wakes up in a completely different life—a life where he’s father to two children and husband to the woman he secretly dated at Hogwarts…Hermione Granger. As he navigates his alternative life, Draco is forced to reconsider his priorities, his prejudices, and the true meaning of success. And, more than anything, he must decide if love is better than forgetting.
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A Dramione retelling of the holiday film, “The Family Man.”
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28 Dec 2025
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Theodore Nott disappeared during the Battle of Hogwarts. And in the more than ten years that followed, despite relentless inquiries and searching by those who had been closest to him, no trace of him was discovered.
Eventually, Theo was no longer considered missing. He was considered dead.
Which was curious, because as Hermione peered into the eyes of the man playing the piano at a packed Muggle bar on the outskirts of Galway, Ireland, it was Theo Nott who was looking back at her.
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28 Dec 2025
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When a mysterious echo of fate opens a gateway, a centuries-old prophecy is revealed.
With the power to destroy or create, are these echoes manifestations of love or something more sinister?· · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·
"Like a spider, weaving the web of time, every moment of her life had led her to Draco Malfoy. As if it were intricately designed to, as if the fates knew when spinning every delicate thread, that someday, it would catch them at the exact moment it mattered most. But when caught on a bed of silk, even dying could feel like love's embrace. The question was, were they the spiders? Or the prey?"
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Bookmarked by Pretty_Patchouli
19 Aug 2025
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“So what did oh-so-brilliant Nott have in mind?”
“Date me.”
“Excuse me?”When Theo and Hermione return to Hogwarts for their 8th year, they enter into a deal neither of them can refuse.
Fake dating. Angst. And a little comic relief
Bookmarked by Pretty_Patchouli
08 Jul 2025
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Here Lies Draco Malfoy's Reputation by thegreatamericanpoet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2025
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After a decade in Azkaban and house arrest, Draco Malfoy is finally free—but the world has moved on without him. His old friends have new lives, his mother is scheming as always, and the only woman he’s ever loved, Hermione Granger, is now a wildly successful CEO—brilliant, unstoppable, and still far too good for him.
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Bookmarked by Pretty_Patchouli
01 Apr 2025