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Electro Boyfriends: Product Review by ShenanigansOfCookies (BiscuitHD)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Feb 2026
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Ei: I have received many complaints that all my male allogenes are “weird” or “strange”.
Ei: So I have gathered you all to collect personal reviews of my allogenes so I can pick more “normal” people next time.Tighnari: What?
Ifa: That puts it pretty lightly
Varka: gona have toagree with this ifa dude
Ifa: Thanks bro
Varka: were bros now? heck yea
Wanderer: ARE WE ALL JST GOIG TO IGNORE THAT MY MOM IS THE PWRSON WHO MADE THUS CHST AND SHES THE FUCKING ELECTRO ARCHON
Bennett: hey my future dad in law is in this chat too, i get it, its weird
Bennett: its ok!OR: Author took the "no normal male electro characters" meme and ran with it
2/8/26 edit, now featuring a second chapter: Male Electro Characters Vs. Yae Miko
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14 May 2026
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We were once upon a time in love by wisteriiaa
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Feb 2026
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The Church and the State have diagnosed the Grandmaster of the Knights of Favonius with an incurable disease: he's head over heels in love.
He might be a little in denial.
He makes it everyone's problem.
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14 May 2026
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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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22 Apr 2026
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“Can you have a child with Uncle Flins?”
For a little while, sound reached him as if through layers of wool, and the only thing he could feel was akin to a blade piercing through his chest. Something in him folded inward, the same instinctive reflex he felt when he put out his light that one time, long ago. He did not move. Did not think. Did not speak.
Varka laughed again, too fast and too loud, a tone that went against all the natural laws of sound.
“That’s impossible,” Varka fixed the hat on Klee’s head, looking just as sad as she did. “Sorry, little spark.”
Varka invites Flins to the Windblume Festival without telling him that the festival is the most notorious courting ground in Mondstadt. Somehow, everyone already knows what they are to each other—except them.
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19 Apr 2026
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Varka tips his head. "What's with the flowers?" he asks. "Got a secret admirer?"
"No," Flins tells him. Another step forward, he holds them out. "They're for you."
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In which Flins tries to court Varka, and Varka takes way too long to realize it.Bookmarked by Purple_coded
19 Apr 2026