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There once was a swan who lived on a pristine lake. The Queen protected the swans there, so every day was safe and peaceful, as long as they didn’t stray.
There once was an otter who lived by that lake. He stole food from hunters and shared it with the swan, who liked him and his stories very much.
This is a love story.
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To the Universe (and What Comes After) by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
17 Jan 2026
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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is a truly unique venue. Projected forward in time, it teeters slowly back and forth across the moment of the universe’s very ending, providing a once-in-a-universe experience to anyone with access to basic time travel technology (as often as they want), at the very affordable price of a penny (plus a hundred thousand million billion years of compound interest).
Aziraphale and Crowley are always up for an outrageous drink, a sublime meal, and some philosophical musings about the end of the universe.
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Down Blanket by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Aug 2025
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Human beds weren’t designed for wings.
An angel and a demon share one anyway.
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Foreplay by any other name by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley indulge in some foreplay of the sort they’ve been engaging in for six thousand years.
Alternate title: “Bickerfucking”
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Eric looked off into the distance — not really at God because God didn’t exist in any one particular place, but still thinking rather intently about Her. “Do you think it all makes sense if you connect enough things together?”
Eric and Muriel, from their early acquaintance before the start of the universe to their reunion on Earth.
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Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, QuothTheMaiden
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
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Super Yu-Gi-Oh! Rarepair Week by QuothTheMaiden
Fandom Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
28 Aug 2023
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A nice and accurate prophecy of the season following the parting ways of an angel and his demon—if such an Ineffable Plan were written by a benevolent God….
In this tale, the Second Coming looms large. As the effort to thwart Heaven’s wiles is complicated by unexpected friends, an ex-Inspector Constable, a guileful Metatron, and a Heavenly floor full of the Blessed Dead—Aziraphale and Crowley find that navigating their relationship is not mutually exclusive from saving the world from Armageddon.
There is an outcome where the Nightingales sing in Berkeley Square. The angels just need each other—and maybe a little help—to find it.
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
19 May 2026
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The ending theme did not have to go that hard.
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He was given to understand that for most alphas and omegas, an arrangement of scent cards like what was laid out across the room was just as mouth-watering as stepping up to a decadent buffet, except the hungry rumblings were centered more pelvically. To Crowley, though, it was more like walking into a poorly ventilated spice shop or passing the perfume counter in a department store. The strongest physical reaction he was feeling right now was the urge to sneeze.
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Crowley's a sex-indifferent/favorable asexual omega fresh off suppressants and in the market for someone to help him through what promises to be a trial of a heat. His friend gets him tickets to the Spring Fling Heat Date Auction, where he can win a date with an eligible alpha (or omega). Naturally, a certain alpha with a regrettably memorable stage magic show and intriguing scent catches his eye...
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The Crowley family has fallen on hard times and desperately need their alpha son to marry wealthy to return to the high-society life they are accustomed to. Anthony Crowley’s resistance to this is but a minor nuisance. He will fall in line, if he knows what's good for him.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale Eastgate causes problems for his own noble family by trying to maintain his personhood in the face of a society who believes omegas should not have such a thing and resisting a very much unwanted engagement.
Old memories and sparks reignite when they accidentally find each other.
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
31 Mar 2026
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The angel Crowley is alone in the wilds of Antarctica, until suddenly he's not.
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- Part 15 of Peel's SOSH Guess the Author Ficlets
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Always One More Time by boughofawillowtree for what_a_writer_wields
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Dec 2019
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Aziraphale struggles to accept and understand just how completely Crowley trusts him. When Crowley asks him to watch his plants while he's away, things come to a head.
Written for the_pen_is_mightier for the Good Omens Holiday Swap! The prompt/requests were: fluff, angst, domestic fluff, Aziraphale struggles with how much Crowley trusts him.
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
07 Mar 2026