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Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.
Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.
Naturally, things escalate. A lot.
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08 Feb 2026
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28-year old War Mage Harry Potter is returned to his 16-year old body as a student at Hogwarts.
WARNING BY ARCHIVIST: THIS STORY IS INCOMPLETE AND ABANDONED!
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04 Feb 2026
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Harry finds out that he's Snape's son. It goes as badly as possible.
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- Part 5 of From Litha to Lammas
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- 6/6
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04 Feb 2026
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04 Feb 2026
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Harry likes kids. That doesn't mean he's ready for a small boy to turn up on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place insisting that Harry is his father. That was weird enough, but the child identifying Draco Malfoy as his other parent was something Harry had no bloody idea how to handle.
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04 Feb 2026
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Harry stares, baffled. “So Malfoy’s actually stalking me?”
Hermione looks alarmed. “Oh, I didn’t mean it in a nefarious way—” but a slow, goofy grin is already spreading across Harry’s face.
“Merlin’s shaggy beard—”
“Harry, don’t do—”
“—that’s so romantic!”
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04 Feb 2026
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Rita Skeeter’s Harry James Potter: An Unnatural History is a best-seller, mostly due to the fact that Skeeter’s collaborated with a photographer who’s infused the pictures in the book with Harry’s actual memories. As Harry struggles to survive the storm consuming his eighth year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy becomes an unexpected ally.
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04 Feb 2026
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Sometimes a witch or wizards magical signature is so completely incompatible with another that they repel one another like magnets. On the other hand, if two magical signatures mesh well together, well there are no stronger relationships in all the world. In a sample of a thousand people, the average witch or wizard will be slightly repelled by four or five people and strongly repelled by only one, at the most. The opposite is true for attraction.
But Harry Potter can't kiss anyone at all.- Language:
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04 Feb 2026
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Don’t mind if I keep your tie (And your heart, babe) by Ingi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2015
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The Eighth year common room has a parrot in it, courtesy of McGonagall and her mad search for interhouse bonding.
Most of the time, it's just there, until one day it repeats "Potter has a damn fine arse." And the Slytherins know exactly who the parrot's mimicking...
Draco is not amused.
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- Part 1 of Author's Favorites
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04 Feb 2026
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Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
(Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.)
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.
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04 Feb 2026
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Stiles smells ridiculously good. Fuck Derek Hale's entire fucking life.
"I was gonna make a crack about not letting a guy lick his way up my snail trail until he’s at least bought me dinner but I guess you took care of that, huh?”
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01 Feb 2026
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It's getting bad by Disgusted_Panda
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Mar 2025
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Aizawa loves his son a very normal amount.
(well obviously that's bullshit)
don't like? don't read
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- 5/5
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27 Jan 2026
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Dr. Aizawa by Disgusted_Panda
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Jun 2024
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Bad doctor Aizawa.
don't like, don't read.
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27 Jan 2026
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Stupid Werewolves With Their Internal Lie Detectors and Magical Tongues by Niecy8
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
28 May 2023
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“Just answer your phone. You’ve done worse things.”
Maybe but it was the principle of the matter and just like that on cue, his phone vibrated. Stiles glared at the device and then towards Derek. “You owe me big time wolf man.”
He smirked and walked away as Stiles swiped the answer button. “I just want you to know that I am doing this under duress and seriously, you can pick anyone else so why me?”
“Well hello to you Sweetheart.”
“Don’t Sweetheart me Blue Eyes. Your work people suck.”
Stiles thought he overheard the other man sit due to the crackling leather sound that was probably his easy chair. “They do, hence you’re perfect. You’ll be mildly entertaining and not merely annoying as most others I could possibly invite. And, I presumed I could I bribe you with a chocolate shake and curly fries at Maxine’s after.”
Oh, he loves Maxine’s but, “do you think I’m that easy? Butter me up and throw some junk food at me and I’ll swoon to Peter Hale and be your stupid fake date?”
There was an aggrieved sigh that came over from the other side. “Fine, I’ll throw in a double bacon cheeseburger too.”
And, shit. He was totally that easy and a sucker for greasy food
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“Well, well, well,” drawls a familiar voice that Stiles hadn’t even considered he might ever hear again. “The token pack human, left all alone?”
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16 Jan 2026
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His eyes snap open, and his gaze swivels, taking in his surroundings so quickly that he starts to become nauseous. He's in the loft—their loft, the one he used to share with Peter. His husband. His mate. The father of his unborn child.
Before everything was ripped away from him.
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A risky spell inadvertently lands a pregnant Stiles in an alternate timeline where Peter is alive...and doesn't seem to want anything to do with him.
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16 Jan 2026
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"Very impressive," Peter said, slowing his approach. "Not, and I mean no offense, something that Stiles would be able to do. So, who are you?"
"I can shoot a gun, Peter," Stiles mumbled, lowering his pistol.
"I don't mean the gun." He glanced off, where the bodies still lay. "How could you know about the Alphas? And where to find them?"
"I'm just clever?"
"You rescued Erica and Boyd before anyone even knew they were missing."
"I'm... really clever," he drawled, packing up his things.
"You're not Stiles," Peter decided.
"Don't get all paranoid," Stiles mumbled. "That doesn't happen until like, half a year from now."
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Stiles travels back in time in order to save everyone he loves, but accidentally goes a bit too far. Now he's stuck in the body of his 17 year old self with the knowledge of every good and bad thing that will happen in the next ten years. Oh, and Peter is suspicious and far too intelligent for his own good.
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16 Jan 2026
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Stiles never planned on becoming internet famous, but life had other ideas. Now, as he fumbles his way through the chaos of YouTube stardom, Peter Hale—a sharp-tongued lawyer with a surprising soft side—turns out to be the best (and most unexpected) part of his new world.
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16 Jan 2026
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After the defeat of the kanima, Stiles is left alone by the rest of the pack.
Peter finds him.
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"Peter," Stiles murmured, eyes closed.
"Yes, darling?" Peter asked, because the term of endearment made Stiles blush, and Peter liked scenting his blood so close to the surface.
"I know you're not this nice. I know you want something. And like, that's cool, I'm down for being manipulated, 'cause this feels really good. But if you try to use me to fuck with Scott or my dad, I will gut you like a fucking fish."
His heart didn't miss a beat.
"I believe you'd try," Peter said.
Stiles' eyes opened, and they were suddenly, startlingly, clear. "Believe I'd succeed," he said.
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06 Dec 2025