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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    “Most demons in Hell can’t, Smiles. Even if the words are written on paper— it’s all in the tone, the action—“

    “I get the gist.”

    “Bet you’re terrible at flirtin’.”

    And that— Alastor couldn’t help his screech of static, neck clicking in his speed, glaring at Angel over his monocle. Angel, who had grown immune to his intimidation tactics with the understanding that Alastor wouldn’t hurt him, instead smirking over his cocktail, raising an eyebrow.

    “Do ya not agree?”

    “Let it be known, my dear, there is nothing I cannot do.”

    Or, Alastor proves a point by making Lucifer fall in love with him

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  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    "You're actin' out like you want teacher's attention. Well, I'm the principal of this eternal detention."

    In which Lucifer Magne-Morningstar is the exasperated Principal of Pride High, forced to deal with the worst and most frustrating staff in history that he desperately wishes he could fire.

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  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Since when, exactly, did an eternal being have a birthday? Since Lucifer's daughter had simply decided he had one, apparently. Now Alastor must come up with a gift at the last minute. It would've been nice if Charlie had said anything to him about it before the day of.

    He's definitely got an idea brewing, though, as the day goes on. He just needs to figure out how to enact it.

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    09 Jan 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Oh, how much can change in just a few weeks. One day Alastor is living his usual life as heir to the Bouchère family business, and the next, Rosie is ushering him to Morningstar Palace and requiring him to marry the King's youngest son, Prince Lucifer Morningstar.

    Supposedly, this is for the good of their family and for the Kingdom as a whole, but what ulterior motives will Alastor uncover through spending time with his new husband? And how will he react when he realizes Prince Lucifer doesn't quite match up to his troublemaker reputation?

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