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Bilbo Baggins had lived a comfortable life in the Shire, tending to his garden, minding his own business. And then the Dwarves thought they could come and disturb his life with stories of faraway kingdoms, enchanted kings and magical gardens.
Bilbo was not amused.
A different take on the quest where Erebor never fell, Thorin has been poisoned and the Dwarves are in dire need of a gardener.
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17 Feb 2026
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Bilbo Baggins is not fond of company, and even less so of the company of children. Unfortunately, events conspire to force him into taking in two lost dwarf children with nowhere else to go. Eventually, their parents are bound to come for them, of that Bilbo is sure, and when they do, he'll be able to return to his quiet life.
Little does he know...
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08 Feb 2026
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Parasitism by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2026
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It is extremely obvious that Qiu Jianluo has been replaced by a demon wearing his face, but not a single servant is willing to be the first to bring it up to their lord or their lady. Like, that guy sucked. He's far more tolerable this way.
Shen Jiu takes to stalking the demon in an attempt to get him to reveal his true colors, but he's just... some softhearted dork? The only thing unsettling about him is his obsession with monster trivia, but that, Shen Jiu kinda gets. Monsters DO seem interesting to learn about.
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01 Feb 2026
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Maintenance Work... Wait a Few Minutes, Please by kloud
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2026
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Shen Qingqiu's beloved white lotus is now forever blackened! And what's worse, he's back early!? System!! Hello!? You promised to help!!!
Why does Luo Binghe keep acting like he can see the System??
Binghe!?
No!! Don't touch that!!!!
In which Luo Binghe has "leveled up" enough to sense the System's presence, and decides to "help" Shen Qingqiu get rid of it. Surely nothing bad will come out of this...
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03 Jan 2026
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Lan Wangji had too much power over Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian already couldn’t think when he was around Lan Wangji; if he ended up catching stupid feelings for the stupid alpha — wanting to date him and kiss him and make a nest for him — it was over. Wei Wuxian’s life would absolutely be over. Because he would do something stupid, like, forget to take his birth control, or make a down payment on a house with a cute little backyard, or buy a fucking eco-friendly hybrid SUV with enough room for kids and a pet.
Or Wei Wuxian baby traps himself into a relationship he'd wanted for years with an incredibly reliable and sexy alpha. The horror.
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02 Jan 2026