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    Hermione: I’ll just marry my ex for political funding, it’s fine.
    Life: Sure babe, but here’s imprisoned Draco Malfoy with tattoos and forearms, good luck.

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    04 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    It happened gradually.

    That’s the thing Hermione will later resent—how gradual it was. How easily she allowed it to unfold, despite ample opportunities to stop it.

    There was no defining moment where anything was said outright. Just the slow, deliberate alignment of something dangerous that will either undo her—or become the only thing that ever truly sets her free.


    Twelve years after the war, Hermione Granger is asked to investigate a phenomenon the Ministry refuses to acknowledge by the most unlikely of sources: Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.

    The deeper she digs, the more danger she's in.

    Neither is telling her everything. Which would be easier to ignore if every answer didn't pull the three of them closer together.

    Draco deals in influence.
    Theo deals in secrets.
    Hermione deals in facts.

    Some equations cannot be solved with only two variables.
    And some things were never meant to be contained.

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    04 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    17 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I gotta come back to this. 😄
    Came back, and was NOT disappointed! A great laugh.
    100/10!

    Read 8/3/26

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    My Uncle Harry is turning really old. Well... kinda old. Mom won't let me say that because she's one year older than Uncle Harry and Dad. Dad doesn't like it either, but he says he's always liked older witches. (That made Mom throw a cushion at his face.) It was funny, but he didn't laugh very much.

    Since it's his birthday and I love him a lot, I thought I should get him a present. Maybe a broom because he really likes Quidditch, but Dad said no because he already had one. Then I thought about giving him a stuffed dragon like mine, but Mom said no because he'd probably think of Dad instead of me. And no. I'm the only one who's allowed to be my uncle's favorite.

    So I decided to be like Mom and write a book.

    But not just any book.

    I did very important research with people of interest. (That's what Dad calls them.)

    So after asking a whole bunch of questions and listening to weird stories from Mom, Dad, Uncle Theo, and Aunt Luna, I finally finished...

    The Unauthorized Autobiography of My Uncle Harry Pottah!

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    02 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Scorp's Birthday message to Harry. ❤️
    Read 8/1/26

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    Hermione likes being watched.

    She likes getting herself off in front of a webcam to unknown muggles.

    She likes that there’s no chance she’ll be recognized as the golden girl.

    That is, until Draco Malfoy is at the other side of the screen.

    —******—

    Or, when Draco Malfoy starts stalking Hermione Granger after seeing her on a random video chatting website.

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    31 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read 7/31/26