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“It’s a courtesy in this business, you know,” Narrator said, casually. “Typically people do it with a monologue, you know, 'we were hired by your enemies', or 'did you know how much your head’s going for on the market', that kind of thing, meant to make us worry about who’s closing in on us, or how well-funded they are, what else they’re willing to pull and so on.”
Confidence wavering ever-so-slightly, she asked: “Really?”
“No, he’s full of shit.” Stanley said before he could catch himself.
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Business is going extremely well for the Special Acquisitions department, which is great for their egos but terrible for staying out of trouble. Curator practices trusting other people, difficult as it may be. Mariella has time to think about what kind of person she wants to become. Narrator presses on like nothing's changed - if he keeps going forward, he'll never have to face his past.Stanley realizes, too late, how little he really knows about Narrator.
sequel to Volume 1
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It's a workday like any other, like every other. A simple question as the minutes tick down:
What time is it?
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(A little office horror for the Superthieves AU.)
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Silly/Seasonal Somewhat nonSerious Superthieves Fics (not canon) by Rexila
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable, Clock 0ut
01 Nov 2024
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Silly Slice of Life Moments in the Superthieves AU... That aren't hard canon or anything because I mostly wrote these as silly little snippets for the discord friends. They'll be a grab bag of seasonal prompts or gag prompts, so this is more for fun than a serious contribution or anything.
Note! This is for my Superthieves AU, so if you're unfamiliar with that series, these will be kinda confusing ^^;
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“Now. While we’re being honest: What do you have in your mouth, Narrator?”
Narrator spun the wheel of options in his head, but impulse selected the most instinctual: he shoved the petals to the back of his mouth and swallowed them with an obvious, almost cartoonish gulp.
“I-” Narrator cleared his throat. “I don’t know what you mean, Curie?”
It wasn’t the most unimpressed Curator had looked, but it certainly made the top ranks.
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Set in the Superthieves AU except hanahaki, that flower-coughing sickness, exists, and we answer once and for all if Narrator would indeed die before admitting he had a feeling.
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(Part of the Superthieves AU and won’t make much sense outside of it, sorry)
Sometimes a song really speaks to you. Sometimes, they’re totally unrelated but are just fun and cathartic to sing. Sometimes, they’re vessels for painful memories. But just because a memory is painful, doesn’t mean you want to let it slide. Today's a very important day.Or: Narrator dissociates in a Karaoke booth for 2 hours.
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This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU) by AquaKirby, caret, Rexila
Fandom Clock 0ut, The Stanley Parable
06 Feb 2026
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Clock 0ut/The Stanley Parable AU where Stanley and the Narrator are guys with unexplained superpowers who steal Items of Interest for the Curator's museum. Originally started by Rexila but caret and AquaKirby are machines who cannot and will not be stopped (<3)
This series includes the main volumes AND side stories AND extra bits related to the AU. Also, be sure to check out the Unofficial Superthieves Fic Collection for extra fic by other people and select side-entries here!
If you want just the Main Volumes, no extras or side stories, then you'll want this Main Volume-only series.
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This Belongs In A Museum! Main Series (Superthieves AU) by Rexila
Fandom Clock 0ut, The Stanley Parable
06 Feb 2026
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Clock 0ut/The Stanley Parable AU where Stanley and the Narrator are guys with unexplained superpowers who steal Items of Interest for the Curator's museum. Mariella is here, too!
This series is JUST the main volumes, for anyone who doesn't want to be overwhelmed or distracted by the side/additional stories. I write the main volumes so you can follow along even if you didn't read the side stories - they're just nice bonuses with some early hints to future lore and easter egg mentions in the main series.
But hey, if you want to read those extra stories, then go read full unabridged series here, and then check out the Unofficial Superthieves Fic Collection for extra fic by other people!
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Reversal of Fate (aka Mobsterswitched BS) by Rexila
Fandom Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
19 Nov 2011
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Before Robin, before the Joker, before Catwoman, Bruce Wayne has a run-in with a man, a demon, and a sword. Is Jason Blood a friend, or an enemy? How will an untested, inexperienced Batman deal with the forces of darkness in Gotham? Is Bruce ready to let someone in after Andrea? Is Bludhaven-style pizza truly the worst pizza in the tristate area?
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23 Apr 2026
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Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts by Unpretty
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
03 Mar 2025
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A DC universe where moms are awesome and raise their kids right. Now with more melanin and queerness. Also, Gotham's in Michigan and Metropolis is in Connecticut. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Fics are in chronological order but are all standalone.
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19 Apr 2026
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Of Champions and Demons by OsO4
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), The Demon (DCU Comics), DCU (Comics)
17 May 2022
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A magical disturbance has appeared out of nowhere in Gotham, and the only two (three) people who have noticed have no idea what's going on.
Basically, it’s a story of how an emotionally stunted knight from Camelot learns how to care again, thanks to one sunshine zappy boy. Featuring: A funky rhyming demon that has a penchant for doing the worst possible thing at the worst possible time.
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17 Apr 2026
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Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.
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- Part 44 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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15 Apr 2026
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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts