14 Bookmarks by RismaDarling
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“Magistrate Astarion Ancunin has endorsed another bill that will further fatten the wallets of greedy patriars by stealing wages from the working class Baldurian. Though the man is undeniably handsome, this author would liken his beauty to a golden chamber pot, sparkling yet full of shit,” writes Lady Faerie Whispers. A scandal author whose written gossip has captivated the ear, mind, and mouth of every reader in Baldur’s Gate.
After she’s exposed the world of underground vampires, a disgraced Lord Astarion is commanded by his vampire master to unmask the anonymous writer and kill her. Cazador’s only suspect is a recently widowed noble half-elf named Mortavana Selemchant, and though Astarion is a master of seduction, the astute, bold and crass Lady Selemchant proves to be his greatest challenge yet.
Is Astarion capable of seducing such a fearsome woman for his master? Who is Lady Faerie Whispers? And is there anyone with a strong enough resolve to capture the heart of such a cold and callous rake like Astarion?
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After an unfortunate encounter with an akuma while in London, England on a business trip as Adrien Agreste, Chat Noir is forced to deal with an extremely unexpected, and furry, consequence. Can Ladybug help him return to his normal self? Or will he be stuck for the rest of his life getting in touch with his wild side?
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- Part 1 of Miraculous Monsters & Magic
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- English
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- 252,701
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Comments:
- 6,736
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- 7,610
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28 Mar 2019
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Miraculous have side effects. From pats becoming a necessity to eating flowers, follow Adrien and Marinette as they come to terms with their new tendencies, and each other. Hawk Moth is coming.
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- 5
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- 1,562
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21 Jun 2016
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Romance can blossom anywhere. You just wonder why it took winding up in the ICU of the local hospital to find Mr. Right.
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26 May 2015
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"You are rooted to the spot. Quiet, for a change. You need to be. Otherwise, it might be ruined. This...whatever this is...you've never heard anything like it. It's...it reminds you of rain. Little pinpricks of sound, all joined together, to make something...unimaginable."
In which there is much classical and non-classical piano music, a troll is enraptured by the strange human noise, and a god-tier player comes to some conclusions on what he can and can't be for his strange, shouty friend. Also, fluff. And smut. All of them. Both.
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04 May 2015
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Girls, you know, are much too clever to fall out of their prams.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,444
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 117
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- 920
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16 Mar 2015
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,389
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
- 538
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- 4,350
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- 913
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17 Sep 2014
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Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.
Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 233,688
- Chapters:
- 30/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,573
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- 2,962
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16 Aug 2014
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No-Sburb/Sgrub, scifi/mecha alternate universe. The Alternian Armada is approaching Earth. War ensues.
John and the other alpha and beta kids are genetically engineered pilots fighting to protect their planet. John's cool with it, until he captures Karkat.
- Words:
- 187,233
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
- 164
Bookmarked by RismaDarling
06 Aug 2014
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The World's Greatest First Love - The John Egbert Affair by Chichirinoda
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Feb 2012
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More than a decade after winning the game and creating a new version of Earth for both the humans and the trolls to live in peace, John Egbert takes a new job at a large entertainment conglomerate in Hollywood. It's been nearly ten years since he last saw his former friend, Karkat Vantas. Ten years since Karkat broke his heart and then disappeared out of his life. Now Karkat is his boss, and determined to make John fall in love with him. But John is determined not to give Karkat the opportunity to break his heart a second time.
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25 Jul 2014
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dave and john and movies and kissing in the kitchen, and december and birthdays, and some other mundane, every-day-life events.
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15 Mar 2014
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Author's Summary: "Oh my God, Scott put soy in the cart, he put fake meat in the cart, he's trying to kill us all."
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28 Mar 2013
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Stiles has been a teapot for 3,308 days. // Scott skids into the door breathlessly and shouts, “THERE’S A GIRL IN THE CASTLE,” and promptly brains himself on one of the casserole dishes.
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Stiles Hale: Schrödinger’s widow.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,057
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 291
- Kudos:
- 2,647
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by RismaDarling
26 Mar 2013
Bookmarker's Notes
LOVE!! BE PREPARED TO TEAR UP AND MAYBE CRY!! LOVE!!