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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Dr. Freeman has been through one hell of a campaign through Black Mesa, and now, it's time that he finally rests and reaps his hard earned rewards. Unfortunately, he also gets an unexpected government mandated house guest in the form of the alien space god that has been torturing him for the past month. And then... they were roommates.

    New chapter every week, guaranteed! Been over 200k words long for a while now sheesh. This is going to be a long one. Sorry.

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    27 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Well yeah,” Red huffs, crossing his arms. Freeman swears he hears a “duh” thrown in for extra effect, but that might just be in his head. “You’re both either clones sent to kill me or alternate versions of myself, also sent to kill me.”

    He punctuates it with a shrug, accompanied by a challenging look. Yellow in fact challenges it, with an impressively disappointed facepalm that sounds like it hurt as much to do as it was to witness. He can feel his parents guilting him for going across the country for college all over again. “Okay! Okay. Why are— Why do all the options include your murder, exactly?”

    Freeman nods along with that completely valid question, pretending that the thought of his own murder had not been the first thing to cross his mind when meeting the duplicates. Red sends him a dirty glare, like he knows the truth. Whether or not it’s just some sort of inherent instinct that comes with being the same person, or if he’s randomly got the ability to read minds is anyone’s guess.

    Imagine that, versions of him with superpowers.

     

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    Gordon Freeman meets himself. Ten times, in fact. Now he's not sure what's more likely to kill him; the end of the world or these maniacs.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    On an undercover OP gone awry, Doc Venture ends up playing house with his former bodyguard turned full time agent Brock Samson. Masquerading as a happily married couple, with two rambunctious teenage boys, the deception is both too easy, and a little too close to the truth.

    Set in late Season Five.

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    23 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    As a surprise to no one at all, Strong Bad's ultra tough guy appearance is nothing more than a front

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    03 Sep 2022