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It can get fucking disgusting, the way he loves Soap. Not in a homophobic way, he'll tell anybody who asks just how much he'd love to be impaled by that monster between Soap's legs, if the Sergeant felt so inclined.
But there's a distinct difference between a nice, warm, comfortable hug and the shit that John MacTavish subjects him to under the guise of brotherhood. -
Easter at the MacTavish House by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
18 Jun 2025
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Soap was supposed to be long gone, on his way to his family for Easter, when Ghost finds him still in his room on base, staring at nothing. To no small fault of his own, he ends up joining Soap for the holiday, but the closer it gets to Easter Sunday, the less happy his Sergeant seems to be.
There's a secret hanging above their heads like the sword of Damocles and Johnny is intent on keeping it. Ghost just wants to see him smile again.
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"You gotta show us your scent, mate," Gaz says.
"No way." Soap snaps.
"Why not? Can't be worse than Price's nasty tang."
"Thats not what that's about!"
"Then what is it about?"
"None of you could handle it."
"Oh, sure we can!" Gaz rasps.
"Tch, if you say so."
"I do. So show us."
"No."________________________
The team finds out that, despite Soap's omega status, he doesn't use any scent suppressants, instead supressing it manually. Gaz desperately wants to find out what he smells like. Soap is about to show them why that's a bad idea.
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(NEW) Soap MacTavish's weakness is a man in a dress by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Nov 2023
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Soap has been in love-.. I mean, attracted to his Lieutenant and partner Ghost for months now, to no avail. He's okay with that, until one night at the bar, Ghost shows up dressed in a pretty velvet dress, accentuating all his best features, apparently because of a bet he lost.
Soap can't be blamed for wanting to get a taste of Ghost and as it seems, Ghost might not be opposed to giving in...
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Immortality doesn't get rid of headaches by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
22 Sep 2023
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Soap is immortal, always has been, but that doesn't make him invincible.
>>Waking up in a puddle of your own guts after being blown to bits is an odd way to start your day.
Knowing it's not the first time makes the experience just that little bit more bearable, even if it doesn't save you from the embarrassment of scooching along an abandoned battlefield in nothing but your birthday suit, wondering if any of your gear survived, if you'll have to steal from a corpse or take the loss and go back naked, just hoping to god that your team hasn't left without you yet. <<
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Unrelated oneshots about the 141 in love with each other
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Ghost hands Soap a folder and leaves before he can ask about it. Acts like he hasn't just turned Soap's world upside down with one slip of paper.
or: ghost gives soap a marriage certificate. it has their names on it.
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18 Oct 2025
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How dare the wolf taste those lips, hold him, panting and soft, trembling and eager, so close to his chest? How dare he?
Jordan could not move, even if he wanted to. The slick sounds of their kiss, of tongues sliding softly against one another, bitten-off moans, and muffled mewls interspersed with crackling fire — it was hell for him. Stiles was everything Jordan dreamed he would be in a moment like this — he moved just right, arched so beautifully, bared his throat, and grabbed the hand that pressed to his stomach, keeping it there. His smell seeped across the tent, sweeter than ever before and deadly because of it.
Jordan’s eyes stung, his fists clenching the cold sheets. Yet, he could not even take a proper breath, for everything smelled of him.
For three years, Jordan told himself to resist. Three years of catching Stiles only for the omega to seep from his fingers. Years without ever holding his waist like Jordan wanted to.
A month was all it took for Stiles to give it to the wolf.
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08 Sep 2025
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Soap is sleepy and Ghost is hot for it. (Semantically dubcon but realistically con, take care)
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04 Sep 2025
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Fische by JacknessofHearts
Fandoms: Die wilden Hühner - Cornelia Funke, Die wilden Hühner | The Wild Chicks (Movies)
24 Nov 2020
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„Die sieht aus wie meine Mutter“, sagt Wilma und Willi zuckt fast ein bisschen zusammen, weil er ganz vergessen hat, dass sie neben ihm steht.
„Was?“, fragt er.
„Die da.“ Wilma zeigt auf eine Schildkröte, die mit lang gestrecktem Hals durch das Wasser gleitet.
„Wie deine Mutter?“ Er kennt ihre Mutter nicht, aber grinsen muss er trotzdem. Dann zeigt er auf einen Aal, der sich zwischen zwei Felsen zeigt. „Das ist meine.“
Wilma schnaubt. Sie beugt sich etwas herunter, um den Aal genauer zu betrachten. „Hallo, Frau Blödorn. Wie sieht die Welt da unten aus?“
Willi sieht einen Hai vorbeiziehen und überlegt sich, ob er Wilma sagen soll, dass das sein Vater ist. Er lässt es. Es kommt der Wahrheit zu nah. Und er hat grade zu viel Spaß, da kommt ihm sein Erzeuger nicht dazwischen.
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Bei einem Schulausflug ins Aquarium erkennt Willi, wie ähnlich er und Wilma sich sind. Das Wilma bewusst zu machen ist allerdings leichter gesagt als getan.
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25 Jun 2022
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Just one bite; to taste, and let go.
Or, the on-field flirting is getting a little ridiculous.
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09 Jul 2025