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a closeup of Crowley's eye when he's smiling out the window



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  1. The Mothman Detour by

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Mothman (Folklore)

    25 Jan 2026

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  2. The Ineffable Egg Saga by

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    17 Sep 2025

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    Something Wanting in My Nature by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    04 Jul 2019

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    I saw this tumblr prompt and my hand slipped.

    "Okay which one of you is going to write the Ineffable Husbands college professor AU with the extremely sweet and over-sharing professor fawning over their spouse and the standoff-ish secretive professor who reveals absolutely nothing about their private life who turned out to be married? "

    https://yvmeji.tumblr.com/post/185880682877/okay-which-one-of-you-is-going-to-write-the

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    15 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 87

    Finding Love at the Orchard's Edge by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    23 Jul 2025

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    Alpha children have plenty of options when it comes to how to spend their summers - Schools and Academies and Programmes all designed around turning them into strong little leaders like they ought to be.

    Crowley, however, finds the lack of options for omega children to be particularly unfair. Luckily he has the means (and the time, now that he's no longer beholden to a Particular Dead Weight) to change those lack of options on his own. Well, also with help from a good friend.

    What he doesn't expect is the love he finds along the way.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Slumber Party Summons by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    06 Oct 2019

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    Written for Ineffable Husbands Week 2019, "Trip" prompt (and also for fun). Crowley gets Summoned by a teenage girls' slumber party. Everyone has far more on their minds than they've wanted to admit, even to their closest friends. Also, pajamas, hair and makeup, manicures.

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    15 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 98

    Crawly by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    26 Dec 2021

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    When Aziraphale Fell, reporter for The Daily Messenger, is tasked with a simple story on smuggling, he isn't expecting to find out that Lightbringer, Inc. has been experimenting on something that could be an animal, an oil slick, or something else entirely.

    He especially isn't expecting that being to come home with him and change his entire life.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    05 Oct 2019

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    15 Nov 2025