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from admiration to love, from love to matrimony by moongallery
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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"Forgive me, Lord Phainon, I can't help but be curious. How could you possibly not know that Lord Mydei has been your spouse for... four months?"
"To be honest, Miss Castorice, I haven't the slightest idea."
Through a series of events that may or may not have involved a Kremnoan courting ritual, Phainon had somehow managed to ask for Mydei's hand in marriage.
For some reason, Mydei said yes.
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28 Apr 2026
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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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16 Mar 2026
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kaeya: You two work 10 steps away from each other but you visit her room every 20 minutes
bartitties: Say it louder bestie
kaeya: IT'S SEPARATION ANXIETY
lisa: No it's called 'GET YOURSELF A PARTNER THEN WE CAN TALK'
kaeya: I'm trying my best :(
bartitties: SHUT UP YOU RUDE WOMAN
rosaria: It's amazing for Jean to concentrate on work while her hot librarian wife is always next to her
kaeya: Whenever I go in to Jean's office it's always feels like they are shooting a low budget porn and they are stuck at the starting scene where they build up the tension with over acting
rosaria: That was too specific please shut the fuck up for the rest of the day
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05 Mar 2026
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Until Death Do Us Part by orphan_account
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Grishaverse - Fandom
16 Dec 2021
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“Well,” Kaz grimaced and looked over his shoulder before facing her. “A while ago, I ran an insurance scam. It was a long one. Took me a few months and it required a lot of backup,” he admitted. Inej nodded. “Um, to make it work… I needed a spouse…” he said slowly. Inej’s brows raised.
“Kaz…Are you already married?”
“I had forged it,” he said, almost defensively. “It’s forged. The whole thing was forged, but apparently I did a good job because the idiots at the courthouse say it is legally binding.”
Part of Inej wanted to laugh. This could only happen to them. She squeezed Kaz’s fingers.
“Just sign some divorce papers then.”
“That’s the issue.”
“Is she dead? You don’t need to worry about it if she’s dead, Kaz.”
“No. Nobody is dead…unfortunately,” Kaz sighed and ran a hand over his face. “It’s just going to be a pain in the ass.”
Inej felt the first hint of worry climb in her chest.
“….who did you marry?”
Kaz grimaced.
"Take a guess."
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Kaz and Inej are on a time crunch to get married. Unfortunately, Kaz's forgery skills from a fake marriage require divorce papers and Jesper just isn't sure he's willing to put their fake-kids through that.
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27 Oct 2025
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Ego Jinpachi: The World's Most Unwitting and Unwilling Matchmaker by starstruckdove
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
07 Jan 2023
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Ego is a man with a vision. With a dream that burns him from the inside out as he molds it into reality with bleeding fingers and calloused hands. He drags boys around on puppet strings and cuts them loose to be used as stepping stools when they no longer serve a purpose.
Ego is a man with a vision. So, sitting in front of his wall of monitors, watching teenage boys scramble back and forth across the screen, Ego wonders when the fuck his hard-earned soccer project became the next season of Love Island.
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16 Aug 2025