SchizoDealer
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ARES Orientation - March 25, 1993 by SchizoDealer
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles, Poppy Playtime (Video Game)
25 Mar 2026
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An orientation for Playtime Co.'s hastily assembled paramilitary force.
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I am mentally fucked, so here's my Poppy Playtime x Evillious Chronicles military oneshot that doubles as a teaser for my upcoming work.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 5
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Project Ivy: Tiền tuyến Ác ma by SchizoDealer
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles, Ace Combat (Video Games), Political RPF, Real Person Fiction
10 Jan 2026
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Chủ nhân Thiên Giới đem đến Chuộc tội
Tất cả mọi người sẽ đón chào kết thúc.
Nhưng đó cũng chính là khởi đầu mới.
Những linh hồn phân rã sẽ được dẫn đến Thiên đường mới.
Người ta bảo rằng Thế giới thứ Tư là Thiên đường mới. Đã từng, cho đến khi các phi công ách trở thành bá chủ bầu trời.
Người ta bảo rằng Thế giới thứ Tư ít bị các vị thần và sinh vật ở thế giới cũ can thiệp. Đúng, bề ngoài là vậy.
Người ta bảo rằng Riliane và Allen sau khi tạo ra Thế giới thứ Tư bằng Re_bỉthday thì đã biến mất.
Không hề. Hai chị em vẫn luôn quan sát, chờ thời cơ, vi hành xuống Thế giới thứ Tư hết lần này đến lần khác, và rồi rút lui như chưa từng tồn tại.
Cho đến năm
EC1995.Lần này, hai chị em bị cuốn vào vòng xoáy của chiến tranh, chính trị, và toan tính mưu mô, cùng một mối thù chưa trả từ Thế giới thứ Ba.
Đây là câu chuyện về cuộc phiêu lưu bất đắc dĩ của hai chị em tại thế giới nơi các phi công thống trị bầu trời.
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- Part 3 of d'Autriche Twins' Ace Misadventures
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- Tiếng Việt
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The Ivy Files by SchizoDealer
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles, Ace Combat (Video Games), Political RPF, Real Person Fiction
30 Dec 2025
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A collection of confidential documents gathered by the Paralogical Intelligence Division of the Osean Intelligence Agency (colloquially "the Ivy Files") during the Second Conspiracy of Evil (1995-2021), released on the 2022 Unveil Day.
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A supplementary guidebook on anything related to Frontline of Evil's rendition of Strangereal, in the form of in-universe declassified documents collected and released by the OIA. Contains a lot of author’s headcanons, meant to be read after Frontline of Evil is completed (feel free to read this tho)
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- Part 2 of d'Autriche Twins' Ace Misadventures
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Project Ivy: Frontline of Evil by SchizoDealer
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles, Ace Combat (Video Games), Political RPF, Real Person Fiction
01 Dec 2025
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The Master of the Heavenly Yard brings atonement
All will greet the end.
But that is the beginning.
The souls who have melted down will be led to a new paradise.
It was said that the Fourth Period is the new paradise. It was, until ace pilots ruled the skies.
It was said that the Fourth Period had a minimized influence by the gods and other beings from the previous world. It was, at least on the surface.
It was said that Riliane and Allen vanished after their Re_birthday and the creation of the new world.
They didn't. They were simply watching. Waiting. Checking on the Fourth Period time and time again, before disappearing as if they were never there.
Until
EC1995.This time, they got thrust into a new series of war, politics, conspiracies, and a centuries-old grudge from an old enemy from the Third Period.
This is the story of their misadventures in a world where aces rule the skies.
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- Part 1 of d'Autriche Twins' Ace Misadventures
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- English
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- 1/?
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Half-Life: Find G-Man by SchizoDealer
Fandoms: Vocaloid, Half-Life (Video Games), Portal (Video Game)
07 May 2025
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[Book One of the Definitely-Not-A-HL-And-Portal-Crossover-Crackfic series. Ported from my Wattpad]
A virtual singer who is one of G-Man's Employers - and the only self-aware Employer - who knows the truth of the Half-Life universe.
An ex-Green Berets LAPD SWAT officer who that very Employer saved.
Both embarked on their journey through the Half-Life universe to end G-Man's impunity and Combine's oppression for good.
What could go wrong?
Half-Life © Valve
Teto Kasane/Kasane Teto © TwinDrill and AH-Software Co. Ltd.
Vocaloid © Yamaha Corporation
Cameo characters belong to the respective owners of the franchise they come from.
I only own my OCs and all my visualizations. Also this crackfic is shit. AI-generated and modified for the first (total) and second (partial) chapter.Series
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d'Autriche Twins' Ace Misadventures by SchizoDealer
Fandom Ace Combat (Video Games), Evillious Chronicles, Political RPF, Real Person Fiction
09 Jan 2026
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"A fantastic idea, a fantastic lore, fantastic sagas! Add to that lots of missiles and a story of sins! Then sprinkle crack over all of it, and the formula is complete!"
- definitely not a sleep deprived and high on evillious crisp white sheet stuff matias fucking torres
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Definitely-Not-A-HL-And-Portal-Crossover-Crackfic by SchizoDealer
Fandom Half-Life (Video Games), Portal (Video Game), Vocaloid
07 May 2025
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Sau ngần ấy thời gian, Kissy vẫn như ngày cũ, một hình bóng chưa bao giờ nhuốm màu năm tháng.
Bookmarked by SchizoDealer
29 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Huggy và Kissy chưa về Thiên Giới đm sai tao làm chó
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Loop Breakers: An Evillious TTRPG by TenMinuteLove (inkwellAnomaly)
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
20 Oct 2023
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A tabletop module for Loop Breakers, built off of the headcanons that several Evillious characters would go into Court End and save its members from their own guilt. It contains pre-made character sheets, simple mechanics, and plot scenarios. Big thanks goes to my friends at the Union Server of Evillious for crafting this with me, giving feedback along the way, and of course playing!
Bookmarked by SchizoDealer
13 Apr 2026
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Evillious (but no one takes it seriously) by dlowerploweflo
Fandoms: Evillious Chronicles
02 Apr 2026
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Basically, if a sleep deprived person decides to poorly explain evillious.
Not lore accurate, don’t expect it to be, and I update when I want to.
Alternate Summary: You know how animes, shows etc have parody/abridged/dubbed over videos? This fic is if Evillious had one of those parody series, except it’s in fanfic form because EC doesn’t have an anime and the music videos don’t encompass enough of the lore to be dubbed over
[OSS through Pride done, beginning Sloth]
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CSS in Testing by InfinitysWraith
Fandoms: Ao3 Skins - Fandom, Work Skins - Fandom, css - Fandom
18 Apr 2022
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This is a flaming dumpster filled with CSS and HTML experiments. It's not instructional, but I post the code and my own explanations for both our sakes. Feel free to steal the code or ask me questions- I don't know what I'm doing. :)
(Pics are mine though)
Chapter 5 is probably what you're looking for ;)
I'm not going to say I take requests, but I'm always looking for inspiration.
It seems I've broken Ao3 yet again. I can no longer add more code to my work skin so we're moving on to part two!
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- Part 1 of CSS in Testing
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- English
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by SchizoDealer
03 Apr 2026
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For the past three years Shibuya has been under a strict quarantine where no one can get in besides the military. Since the day that everyone evacuated, Hatsune Miku has disappeared from the world with statements from Crypton Future Media and the idol group they manage. However, Miku's partner of the time, Kasane Teto, has for the most part disappeared from general media. Quitting her idol career and moving in with Gumi as she recovers.
When Shibuya eventually reopens to the general public without any long-term effects on the world, Teto moves into an apartment in the Harajuku area (Shibuya). And finally, it appears the past three years of grief are over. Just not by conventional means.
Bookmarked by SchizoDealer
23 Mar 2026