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There just had to be a jewelry store next door, that just had to have some desirable piece on display that made it the perfect target for an early morning heist...and it just had to be next to a fucking daycare.
Did Robert know the guy had a gun? Yes. But what he didn't know was that the bastard had gotten in a lucky shot.
Fuck his incredibly high pain tolerance.
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- 20,187
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- 11/?
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07 Nov 2025
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Beef is smart. Beef is fast. Beef is rotund.
Beef can do many things — except get Mecha Man to take care of himself.
As he's brought through the doors of the Superhero Dispatch Network, Beef sets his sights on a new mission: Recruit a strong pack to take care of his human.
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- Part 1 of Z-team Polycule series
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- English
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- 5,649
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Comments:
- 350
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- 6,381
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07 Nov 2025
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Scrimscrim by Kyn
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, The Indian in the Cupboard Series - Lynne Reid Banks
16 Aug 2025
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In which the protagonist accidentally brings a Transformers action figure to life, and he - is - pissed. Even at less than a foot in height, Starscream is an absolute menace.
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- English
- Words:
- 66,828
- Chapters:
- 32/?
- Comments:
- 817
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- 1,638
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- 352
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15 Oct 2025
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Ratchet knew Wheeljack would be trouble from the moment he arrived on Earth. What started as a simple rivalry trickled into a storm of unwanted, confusing passion. As Ratchet began to stray away from his team, Wheeljack pulled him closer, only to realize too late that some boundaries, once crossed, will leave scars on them both. Will the two bots be able to look past their flaws and see themselves for who they really are?
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- Part 1 of THE Wheelratch Fanfic
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06 May 2025
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Kenji made it through what he thought was the hard part of raising a giant pink baby lizard, but nothing could prepare him for the rollercoaster that is human children and what to do when said lizard baby is suddenly a little less lizardy than she was before.
Hey, at least he has photos he can show people now.
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- English
- Words:
- 6,953
- Chapters:
- 3/?
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12 Dec 2024
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Momento Vivere *Revised* by LittleKittenGirl
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
18 Jan 2020
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Sam Witwicky and ancient relics had never exactly had the most stable of... err, relationships, for lack of a better word. To be specific, Cybertronian relics. To be even more specific, Sam Witwicky, Matrixes and the Primes.
After accomplishing what he first thought would be a suicide mission, Sam was whisked away to Cybertron, in a new frame, with new abilities, an old friend/pain in the aft stuck in his head, and a mission to save a world before doomed to destruction and death.
How saving and raising the sparkling, youngling and mechling selves of former allies, family and sworn enemies is supposed to do that, he has no idea. Well, at least they're cute.Hey, no no no, don't touch that!
His children are going to deactivate him before any mysterious great evil ever gets the chance!- Language:
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- 20,360
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- 11/?
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30 Nov 2024
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Take My Hand, My Gutterchild Adventure. You Are Not Alone. by Mischief_Manager
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Nov 2025
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Tav and Astarion run into each other before the events of Baldurs Gate 3 at a ball thrown by none other than Astarion's vampiric master, Cazador Szarr.
Cazador offends someone he shouldn't have and discovers there is always a bigger fish in the pond.
For once in Astarion's life, something good happens.
(There is a rape:non-con warning for references to past non-con but there won't be any graphic scenes of such in this fic.)
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18 Nov 2024
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Amelia gets her damaged laptop back, eager to dive back into the game where she'd left off, just before Astarion's bite scene with Tav.
She's always been one to talk out loud and think her way through her games.
But her games have never talked back to her.
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- 90,327
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- 85/?
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09 Nov 2024
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After tripping a mad wizard’s trap, Astarion—now blinded—must navigate the Underdark with Eleanor back to their crew. These two shitheads must cheat, stab, and flirt their way through flooded caves, monsters, and something hunting them in the dark. All while very confusing feelings begin to muddle up Astarion’s Very Simple plan.
Sequel to Feeding Alligators
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- Part 2 of these two shitheads
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- English
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- 109,532
- Chapters:
- 43/43
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24 Sep 2024
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snare by parsnipit
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
03 Jan 2024
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The darkness in the kennel is thick, suffocating. It reeks of rat piss and molding hay. Every instinct screams danger, though Halsin cannot yet make out what hunts him. His darkvision does not pierce the deepest corners, but he knows—oh, he knows—
There’s something hungry here.
After saving the world, Tav turns their attention to dismantling Cazador Szarr. But what they discover in the bowels of the Szarr palace is far more than a single corrupt noble.
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- English
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- 48,915
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- 11/?
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28 Aug 2024
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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- English
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- 56,735
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 6,337
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- 34,231
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- 10,444
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- 852,061
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20 Jul 2024
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With the arrival of Princess Azula, Toph Beifong, and Master Piandao to the Fire Nation, Fire Lord Zuko, barely staying afloat as is, finds himself thrown directly into the very thing he's been avoiding: the fallout of the Hundred-Year War. As faces old and new emerge from the shadows, some friend and other foe, Zuko struggles to help both his nation and the world while grappling with exactly what it means to do what is right.
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Books 2 and 3 of Fractures
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- Part 2 of Fractures
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- English
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- 16,711
- Chapters:
- 4/22
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- 10
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- 1,334
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26 Feb 2024
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To Make a Legend by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
09 Jul 2025
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Percy learned he wasn't a normal human on one ordinary day at the beach. First he thought he was a waterbender (like Master Katara), then he thought he was a demititan (why else would Triton be so worried about his parentage?), and then he was told he was a demigod. Now he's got to deal with the rising conflict and a war on the horizon while learning how to be a good prince of the sea.
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19 Dec 2023
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Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (filling up my coffee cup) by LilaVaporizer9000
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Apr 2024
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There is occasionally a certain point one reaches during the attempt to attain a goal where one decides that the goal is just not worth it.
Unfortunately, this also often coincides with being at a point in the attainment of that goal where it’s too damn late and you’re just gonna have to suck it up, buttercup, and get your shit together and do it anyway.
Tim is pretty sure this shit is absolutely not worth it, but it’s too late now and even if it wasn’t, Mama ain’t raise no fuckin’ quitter.
Or:
Tim’s quest to bring Bruce back from his Time-Travel-Super-Vacation goes horribly topsy-turvey when Ra's takes a more pro-active approach to keeping Tim prisoner, and he ends up in an alternate universe where he never existed, and everybody is disorientingly well-adjusted and weirdly obsessed with his “wellness”, whatever that means.
Tim hates mystical artifacts.
(Alternate universe Better Batfam trope)
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- English
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- 59,733
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Comments:
- 3,040
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05 Dec 2023
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A Long Way From Home (And No Way Back) by Vivia_wants_boba
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Jan 2026
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“Oh,” the kid says, head turning to look back at the bathroom. “It’s fine. I’ve got it figured out.”
Dick’s face pulls to a pinched expression, shaking his head slowly. “As much as I’d love to believe you, I can’t. That stuff can’t just be emptied down the drain.”
The kid’s own face scrunches this time. “Why not?”
Jason has a feeling this kid doesn’t remember quite as much of his experience in the pit as Jason did himself. With a sudden jolt, Jason realizes this kid might not know he’s dead.
Great.
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- Part 1 of A Zombie Problem
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,910
- Chapters:
- 42/43
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,324
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- 14,667
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- 3,273
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- 494,021
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15 Nov 2023
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And Pete’s Your Uncle! by SorryIWasAsleep
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
18 Oct 2024
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“He’s my Uncle!” Miles couldn’t believe he’d said it.
Peter couldn’t believe he’d said it.
Neither could his parents.
Which, uhhh, was a problem since Peter was stuck living in this dimension for the time being and Miles would really like for him to be able to be his mentor still.
Peter lies through his teeth. “I’m Aaron’s husband!”
And keeps lying.
Which would be fine because the only other person in this secret marriage was dead, except for the small issue that that wasn’t exactly true.
And now they’ve got a bit of a situation.
(Based on the tumblr post https://www.tumblr.com/christchex/186966460170/dracophile-teapotsahoy)
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- Part 1 of And Pete’s Your Uncle! + Sides
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- English
- Words:
- 34,781
- Chapters:
- 17/21
- Comments:
- 641
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- 573
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- 53,885
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09 Nov 2023
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Yume: Hero Analysis for You by Kikyo_iru
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Mar 2025
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The screen starts out black. Instead of the usual bunny intro, it immediately cuts to a boy.
His smile seems forced.
"Hi, it's Yume. Usually I'm more upbeat during my videos, but honestly..." His smile fades, a grimace in place of it, "I don't think I have the energy nor any f**ks right now. Let's talk about the Sludge Villain Incident."
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The Sludge Villain Incident: Why the Heroes Almost Failed
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this video is different from my usual ones, this one was made impulsively, but i need to talk about this...
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im sorry for the odd video, new episode of hero highlight in a few days
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▼ Show 746 repliesOr, Midoriya Izuku is an up-and-coming youtuber who analyzes quirks of heroes. His video about the Sludge Incident goes viral, earning him an immediate boost in subscribers. Somehow he remains oblivious to the multiple heroes that comment on his videos, his fans' apparent thirst for him and his blatant crush on Editor-kun and Angry-kun.
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- Part 1 of Lucky To Be Born
- Part 1 of socmed fics
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- English
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- 47,365
- Chapters:
- 25/?
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01 Nov 2023
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Magicae ad Mortem by That_WildChild
Fandom Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Danny Phantom, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
09 Feb 2024
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A DPxDC mini series featuring the natural consequences from the combined chaos energy that both Danny Fenton and John Constantine bring to the table.
Each work can be read as a One-Shot but they are spiritually linked and uploaded in chronological order.
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- 1,024
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19 Oct 2023
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50% Plant Based by Hya__Cinth
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
29 Jul 2025
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The Decepticon energon reserves have gotten critically low, and they search for a new means of fuel. You get caught up in the mix and try your best to survive. Tomfoolery and hijinks ensue.
(takes place ~early season one, but Shockwave's also there)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 171,867
- Chapters:
- 58/66
- Comments:
- 2,000
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- 1,421
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- 214
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- 50,545
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09 Oct 2023
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Spider and Bat Friends by emmacortana, tinkerslut
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Oxenfree (Video Games), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Defenders (Marvel TV)
05 Dec 2023
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Peter fades away into dust and comes back in a world where clown-villains exist and bat-themed vigilantes run loose in the city.
He just wants to go home, man.
A collection of mostly-independent stories set in the DC universe, with the addition of one Peter Parker (and occasionally some company).
- Words:
- 171,328
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- 12
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- 2,521
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30 Sep 2023