SecretAgentCodenameBob
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"Of course. Of bloody course. Billy’s known he's broken, always has done, his old man made that perfectly clear. But this?
Homelander is, for some fucking reason, Billy's soulmate.
But Billy isn't Homelander's."
The Soulmate AU nobody asked for.
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In other words, the five times Oswald wanted to kiss Ed, and the one time he did. Finally.
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- Part 5 of What Am I?
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[Vampire/Werewolf AU] Oswald Cobblepot has been dead for over a year, Gotham River not content to let him sleep. Edward Nygma has been fighting another self all his life; a beast trapped, waiting and finally freed. Both are outsiders, both monsters and both achingly alone. It was only a matter of time before they met.
“And we all know love is a glass which makes even a monster appear fascinating.” - Alberto Moravia
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“He had counted six of Penguin’s lackeys, two police detectives, a butler and now a child. It was like the set-up to a bad joke.
Funny how quickly life can turn into one of those.”
A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles.
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- Part 4 of What Am I?
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“It felt natural. Normal. His right to lean over, close such seemingly negligible space between them and lick. Just a short, sharp movement along the other’s neck. Fleeting. Barely a second of contact. Barely anything at all.
But it was enough.”
A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles.
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- Part 3 of What Am I?
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In the wake of another death in the family, Tom and Greg take advantage of the excuse and head overseas for a break from their still-new position at Waystar’s helm.
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02 Nov 2025
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“It feels overdue, doesn’t it?” Tom remarks. They haven’t had the time to do anything like this since…Jesus, it had to have been, what, before Christmas? Far too long.
Oddly, this question makes Greg blush. “I – I suppose it, um. It could be argued as such, yes.”
OR: tom asks greg to dinner, not realizing it’s valentine’s day. greg is fully aware it’s valentine’s day and thinks he’s being asked on a date. tom doesn’t figure out it’s valentine’s day until they sit down to dinner.
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24 Oct 2025
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Greg doesn't want to pretend anymore.
Tom is there to help him through it.
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18 Oct 2025
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Greg wants to carve Tom up, like a Jackolantern, like an apple pie, like a body. He wants to split Tom open and see what the cause of death was. If he drew a Y with a scalpel down his chest, he might understand. What got them here? What killed them? Were they dead to begin with?
Greg drunkenly slept with his boss who doesn't remember anything about it. Greg drenches their relationship in formaldehyde and tries to pick up the pieces.Bookmarked by SecretAgentCodenameBob
17 Oct 2025
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The RECNY ball - two years later
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06 Oct 2025