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    Harry Potter And The- so I really am Fate's Bitch? by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    28 Oct 2025

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    Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.
    First, Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.
    Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.
    So, y'know, fuck him.

    One year later Harry gets released... only to find out he has to go back to the Dursley's; which, no thanks- his cell in Azkaban was looking rather comfy, in comparison to that hell hole.

    Luckily for the plot, Sirius knows of Harry's true parentage and decides it'll be better for everyone if Harry just pops over to America to be emancipated so he could then live with his godfather; it's not like this Tony Stark guy will put up much of a fuss right?
    Right???

    Gods, Mercenaries, Super-spies, romance and a Headmaster who won't let his weapon go-

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    16 Sep 2020

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Harriet Potter and the marvel universe by

    Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hellsing, Labyrinth (1986), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)

    20 Feb 2021

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Lokijarson (Matronymic) by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    18 Nov 2019

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    Harry's head hurts and his body aches and his thoughts and emotions are whirling and this whole evening has been even crazier than the usual end of year disaster he stumbles his way into. Voldemort resurrected and now this - a strange, non-human magic user claiming to be his mother?!

    “You can’t be my mother - that’s not biologically possible, is it? You’re a man! And if you’re my mother, who was my father? And I’m still not sure I believe you!”

    Loki laughs again; it sounds sad and resigned.

    “You have many questions, Hávarðr, and I will answer them for you in time.”

    (Repost from 2016/2017)

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    26 Jan 2026

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    The Long, Harsh Road by

    Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, MCU

    15 Oct 2021

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    When Harry turns ten, he starts having dreams of another world, and another life. As a result, a rather different Harry Potter attends Hogwarts, preparing for not one, but two, coming wars. And, this time, he's not alone.
    Covers the events of Harry Potter, with varying degrees of canon similarity.
    (Feel free to suggest tags to me; I'm new to tagging things at all.)

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    25 Jan 2026