Shellderbeast
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Act II - From the Ashes of Mars by Shellderbeast
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device
25 Aug 2025
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Act II of the Long Road Home Saga.
While the trio of superhumans have finally made it to Terra in time to save Astraea, the tale continues as Magnus comes up with his ingenious final plan to save Father and convinces his Companion to take on this foolproof errand to Mars...
Of course, nothing goes as planned...but the Suncat will live...somehow.
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- Part 5 of The Long Road Home
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Crimson Birds and Golden Felines by Shellderbeast
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
17 Dec 2023
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Heretical Mittens Shipping Ahead
Featuring Magnus the Red and Captain-General Kitten, and a more intimate take on their road trip to Nocturne to save Father.
A mostly TTS-canon compliant story that will go beyond that fateful road trip. It is heavy smut with heavy storyline, because Kitten deserves all the love he can get. And we all know why Magnus really wanted his own Companion...
(Completely separate to The Long Road Home Series)
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- Part 1 of The Crimson and Gold Collection
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Magnus becomes distracted by his Companion's feet during some intimate reading time.
And Kitten obliges him, of course...once Magnus has proven how much he wants it...
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- Part 2 of The Crimson and Gold Collection
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Somewhere, in an alternative universe that Big E most certainly does not approve of, Tribune Custodisi gets to fulfil his desire of obtaining his saucy spice man. Ironically thanks to Little Kitten, of all people...
Pure explict smut and fluffy wholesomeness <3
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A Fervour that would Shame an Attilan by Shellderbeast for Attalander
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Inspired by If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Fandom
23 Dec 2022
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Where Kitten, three days into his spontaneous road trip with Magnus, decides to offer his travelling companion a blowjob. Of course, one thing always leads to another…
A fanfiction of a fanfiction, a gift of Mittens smut to you all.
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The Crimson and Gold Collection by Shellderbeast
Fandom If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device, Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
17 Dec 2023
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After an 8-month long hiatus that I'm profusely sorry for and still writing the next chapter (it's getting closer though!), I have decided that all of my random smut and fluff interactions that didn't fit into the main Crimson Birds and Golden Felines timeline shall form a little Mittens collection for you all <3
So, while you wait for the next chapter...have a one shot! With feet...! #notsorry #Magnustotallywoulddoit
- Words:
- 139,069
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
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Hunter: The Parenting Ficlets by Shellderbeast
Fandom Hunter: The Parenting, Hunter: The Parenting (Web Series), World of Darkness (Games)
30 Oct 2022
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Welcome! Here's where I plan on keeping my collection of Hunter: The Parenting fanfics. Stories aren't necessarily in sequence (despite my OCD tendancies) but any time I get the urge to write a one shot, I'll post it in amongst this collection.
Relationship pairings will include Marckus x Kitten and Big D x Kevin at this stage. Enjoy!- Words:
- 13,733
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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The Long Road Home by Shellderbeast
Fandom If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device, Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer Fantasy
25 Aug 2025
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- 775,690
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- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 17
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Following the Heresy, The Emperor recruits Erda to replace the Primarchs he lost. She does not have a choice.
Bookmarked by Shellderbeast
08 Oct 2024
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Moros wonders why his sisters sent him here. To get him out of the way? To protect him?
Surely it can't be to bed the Princess of the Underworld. So why is she the one asking?
And why can't he say no?
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- Part 1 of Magickal
Bookmarked by Shellderbeast
22 Jul 2024
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A Shardblade Held in a Imperial Fist: Arrival by Adept_Casual
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
20 Jan 2024
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An Imperial Fist Battlebarge loses its Geller Field and falls out of the Warp above an unknown system with strange power readings. Forced to flee the ship for their own survival, an Imperial Fist space marine and a Carcharodons Astra castaway find themselves on the Shattered Plains in the midst of the War of Reckoning!
(psssst, did you know that Kaladin is like 7 feet tall??? I really thought these guys would be super out of place, but I guess not. Stupid ass, big ass Alethi, built like freaking space marines)
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- Part 1 of A Shardblade Held in an Imperial Fist
Bookmarked by Shellderbeast
24 Oct 2023
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- Words:
- 332,542
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- 10
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Shellderbeast
18 Sep 2023
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Someone is impersonating gargoyles and causing havoc for the Manhattan Clan, and while Elisa and her partner are on the case, an old flame walks back into Matt's life knocking his world off its axis. Secrets will be uncovered and lies will be revealed, and when all is said and done, what will be left in their wake?
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- Part 9 of Gargoyles: Ramble On
Bookmarked by Shellderbeast
17 Sep 2023