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    The Snivellus Manifesto by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    25 Nov 2023

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    When James accidentally burned Severus' coat and left him sick from the cold, he realized that Severus couldn't easily afford new things. But James could.

    (REWRITING 1-10)

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    10 Aug 2025

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    I am the BEST Trophy Wife! by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    04 Dec 2016

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    The mistake Gai made, in hindsight, was letting young Lee watch soap operas when he asked about romance.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Home Invaders Make the Best Little Brothers by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    17 Mar 2023

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    “What the fuck.” Usually he would restrain his reaction a bit, but he’s far too preoccupied staring at his dead sensei-turned-father-figure’s orphan son, all of six years old and sitting in the middle of his living room, grinning full at a bunch of stray dogs Kakashi’d semi-adopted.

    Naruto looks up at him, apparently finally clueing in to the fact that he is no longer alone in the apartment. For a moment, the grin lingers, and he looks so much like Minato that it hurts. Then, the grin vanishes, and Naruto’s face contorts in shock and terror.

    The grin hurt, but this expression feels like a punch directly to Kakashi’s gut, and he resists the urge to keel over at the force of it. Having Minato-sensei’s kid—the kid he would be a brother to were it not for the Kyuubi—look at him like he expects an attack chills Kakashi to the bones.

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    Six-year-old Naruto has been coming into this one apartment via the doggy door for months. He thinks it's a place specifically for the stray dogs that are always there. Kakashi, the owner of the apartment, thinks otherwise. It's a surprisingly good time.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    The Hellblazer's Apprentice by

    Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comic), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days  

    17 Jun 2025

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    If there are two things Jason knew for a fact that Batman hated, it's magic and John Constantine. Both were unpredictable and often dredged up chaos whenever they were present. So when Jason runs into Constantine while on his murder training world tour, he realized he could kill two birds with one stone.

    Piss off Batman and learn magic to use against him?

    He'd be an idiot not to take that opportunity.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    The Truth, the Lie and the Memory by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 May 2025

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    After Marietta reveals Dumbledore's Army, Fudge and Umbridge try to figure out who to blame for it all - Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore. So McGonaggal suggests watching some of Harry's most important memories to see for themselves, only she hopes it would reveal the truth about Voldemort before anyone gets in trouble.

    Naturally, the entire school watches right along with them, and Madam Bones is invited to attend as well in the hopes of leaving things neutral.

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    They watch the Harry Potter books... but not everything - it's a fun project I decided to start and it's not going to be too long. Also, it won't move past the fifth book, since... they haven't been through any more adventures yet. Hope you like it :)

    (PS - I was obviously wrong, this is going to be super long, for some reason.)

    (Another PS - this might show a couple of scenes from after the fifth book if I decide to add a bonus chapter. We'll see.)

    (I tried not to make the characters out of character, but I'm not sure I managed that...)

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