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    I don't really know what I'm doing, I don't know if you'll like it and I don't care.

    OU: What if the laughing magicians were deeper than that? What if John was closer to the B.P.R.D than that? What if Jasper Winters is hiding something? The rest is history.

    (If the terms don't come to you, everything will be explained in the fanfic, no need to read tons of comics to understand, just have some basic knowledge of Constantine.)

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    If there are two things Jason knew for a fact that Batman hated, it's magic and John Constantine. Both were unpredictable and often dredged up chaos whenever they were present. So when Jason runs into Constantine while on his murder training world tour, he realized he could kill two birds with one stone.

    Piss off Batman and learn magic to use against him?

    He'd be an idiot not to take that opportunity.

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    John didn’t ask for this. He didn’t sign up to be a hero, a savior, or whatever nonsense the universe seemed to have in mind. Time travel was complicated enough without stumbling across imprisoned magical deities. Yet, here he was—an unwilling do-gooder with a growing list of freed gods, spirits, and eldritch beings who now owed him favors.

    Not that John wanted their help. He just wanted a quiet life, free from divine drama and cosmic messes. But no, every time he turned around, there was another desperate deity locked up in some ancient relic or cursed dimension. He tried ignoring them. He really did. But then guilt—or perhaps sheer bad luck—always dragged him back.

    Now he’s neck-deep in magical debts, interdimensional grudges, and a timeline so tangled it could strangle a lesser man. The gods might call him a savior, but John knows the truth: he’s just tired. Tired of time travel. Tired of magic. And most of all, tired of being the universe’s go-to handyman.

    Someone, please, save him this time. Before he snaps and uses all those favors to take a permanent vacation in a timeline where none of this exists. If such a place even exists anymore.

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    Damian Wayne, the Devil's Spawn (quite literally!), + Raven, the Queen of Darkness, + Billy, the Champion of Magic, and their drunk uncle John Constantine travel back in time, dragging the whole universe into chaos and mayhem.

    Darkseid hadd won. Earth was no more. They will try saving everyone one more time. There will be a lot of burning and death. Most characters won't understand what is going on, untill it happens. When it does, it will be too late to get away.

    Hell hath no fury like an Unholy Trinity scorned!

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    They’re gone, and I’m the one still standing.

    The last Bat.

    The idea of that used to fill me with pride. Back when I thought this legacy—this insane, cursed mission—was worth fighting for. When I believed I was worthy of it. But now? I stare at the wasteland Gotham’s become, and all I feel is empty.

    My family... all of them died believing in this. In me. They died thinking I could carry on what they started. What they fought for. And what the hell do I have to show for it? A city in ruins and a guilt that’s carved into my soul so deep I don’t think it’ll ever heal.

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    Mini secondary stories of Still holding onto your ghost (onto the only thing I had)

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    Dick Grayson just protected his little brother
    Dick Grayson took an attack that would have ended his little brothers life
    Dick Grayson protected his family once more

    Jason Todd just watched his big brother die
    Jason Todd just watched as his big brother protected him from an attack he should have been able to block
    Jason Todd watched as his big brother smiled as his life slipped from his body

    Jason Todd has just lost everything in his life he hold dear

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    A JayRoy story in which they learn how to love themselves, each other, and heal in the process with the help of some unlikely allies along the way. Oh and John Constantine eventually shows up because he needs help fighting demons and he's just so done with everything.
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    This is a continuation of my old fic Perspective. You will need to read that if you want to really understand some of what's happening. Please note I wrote that fic before the release of Flash #759 by about two years and I find it extremely funny that both me and DC came up with same basic premises on how the heroes from Sanctuary survived. I only found this out today and I still think it's hilarious.

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    Ten years ago, Dick Grayson made a deal with the devil.

    Now hell has come to collect.

    That is unless John Constantine can stop it.

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    Tim is going through his family home to sell it after his parents die. He is mostly sorting the artifacts they sent home from archaeological digs, returning cultural/heritage things they really shouldn't have taken, when he finds a weird clay jar wrapped in dried roses he doesn't recognize and sealed with wax. The tag with his mother's handwriting says it's believed to be a variation of a witch bottle that was used to capture a ghost in the town of Salam by a spiritual hunter claiming to have caught a ghost that let the witch he was after escape.

    Tim avoids magic things when he can so he plans to just send this to the JLD, but after he takes a sample of the mystery roses first. (Can't risk Ivy learning about something new and occult related after all.) Unfortunately for Tim, the roses pretty much disintegrate when he touches them and the wax seal cracks.

    The next thing he knows is there is a bright light blinding him and he suddenly isn't alone in the room.

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    “Get out of Blüdhaven.” Nightwing ordered harshly as he ripped himself away from John and stalked across the warehouse. He carelessly stepped over the unconscious bodies of hired men before snatching up what was presumably one of his weapons.

    “Sorry, darling, but I’m here on business. Can’t leave til it’s sorted.” Constantine dropped his hands in his jacket pockets as he turned around to watch the vigilante.

    Nightwing grabbed his other escrima stick and holstered them both on his back. “It’s not your business.”

    “They’re demons.” John said bluntly. “Unless you and your brood have become quite practiced at demon hunting without me knowing - which, let's face it, is rather unlikely - then it certainly is my business.”

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    “All right, lad, why don't you just start from the top?”

    Tim took a deep breath. The man before him was a “specialist” that Bruce had called in to help them. Constantine, he was pretty sure the name was. John Constantine was a British dude that reeked heavily of cigarettes and alcohol. He wore a long, khaki trench coat and had a five o’clock shadow, even though it was only eleven. He didn’t seem too impressive to Tim, but Batman seemed to trust him, so that was good enough.

    prompt: asking for help

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    She couldn't help but glance around the cozy inn, her eyes landing on the Daily Prophet lying open on a nearby table. It wasn't the moving images that shocked her, but the date. 1987.

    Her breath caught in her throat. "What...?"

    It wasn't just the strange magic, the people dressed in robes, or the town that felt like a storybook. This world was six years after the fall of Voldemort. A time before Harry Potter, before the boy who lived was even old enough to attend Hogwarts. It was surreal and impossible. She felt her pulse quicken as the pieces of her situation clicked together.

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    The first time Azula saw John Constantine she was 14. He was five years older than her, saved her from a fae creature, then a mental breakdown, and dropped her off in an asylum. The second time she saw him, she was 16, stole a kiss, and ran off so she didn't have to face him. This time she was 22 and Demons were trying to take the children at the library where she worked to hell.

    Apparently, the Mayor ran a cult and the children (and maybe her) were sacrifices. She was so glad she took the liberty of learning magic when she lost her firebending.

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    "Lady and gentlemen...I got several questions. Chief among them bein'...why exactly did the lotta ya wake me outta good sleep to drag me to the grocery wit' ya?"
    Or...
    Let John Sleep 2024

    [Could also be titled "Really? In Front Of My Potatoes?"]

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    Billy's found himself a stable home after years of looking. Three meals a day, brothers that love him, father figures all around him, and best of all, a family that he can fight crime with and know that, without a doubt, they have his back.

    Or do they?

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    “Wanna go ghost hunting?” Tim smiled broadly despite the pouring rain.

    It's either way too late or way too early, but here's something short for Halloween.

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    "My name is John Constantine...and drivin' demons like that away, kickin' 'em in the bollocks and spittin' on 'em when they're down...'s what I do, luv."
    Or...
    How the Avengers met Constantine in this AU RP-verse.

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    Well, it happened. Dante screwed up... badly. Oh, so very badly. After a run in with a Devil he stood no chance of defeating, he winds up in a world of Superhero's and Caped Crusaders. How does he return home? How does he make a name for himself in this new world? Actually, that one's obvious... by insulting and kicking the crap out of as many Villains and Heroes as he can!

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    What happens when Apollo and Midnighter get kidnapped?

    John Constantine gets pissed

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