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    “What kind of idiot rides a bike in a snow storm?”
    “The kind that is working! What kind of idiot doesn’t check the road while he’s driving?”
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    In which, during a snowstorm on Christmas Eve, Harvey hits a biker with his car. Never could he have predicted just how special the Omega turned out to be, and he discovers a side of himself he didn’t know existed when he offers to take care of Mike.
    Who could say no to being fussed over by a protective Alpha?

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    25 Mar 2026

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    It has been a pattern throughout Regulus' life, choosing to ignore his brother's advice and always ending up paying the fucking consequences.

    It started with a tree, and a branch, and a broken arm. Then it was a friend, betrayal, and a heartbreak. And after that, his parents, a warning, and a lesson. It never stops, because Regulus never learns, and Sirius is always right.

    That was until James Potter. He looks as much of a mistake as all the ones that came before him, but this might actually be the time Regulus breaks the fucking cycle.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Maybe, just maybe, Ilya can admit the Spyder is a bit suspicious. The Raiders license plate is not helping things but the Lambo has the vanity plate ROZY so what was he supposed to do? Take his Ferrari to pick up his boyfriend? No. Let his boyfriend take a cab to his house from the airport? Absolutely not.

    Luckily Shane is helping the situation by dressing like a broke frat boy in a hoodie that he’s had since he was seventeen years old (Ilya would know), a backwards Blue Jays hat, sweatpants, with nothing but a duffle and an insulated tote bag

    In which; The Hollanders take Ilya on a last minute road trip. Yuna is concerned about Ilya’s career, Shane wants to be the best boyfriend possible, Ilya wants to pay for a damn meal, and David is just happy to be in the kitchen.

    A Prequel to “One For The Road” but both can stand alone

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Mike knows that he’s staring, that his jaw has dropped from shock, and most ridiculously of all in the silence that follows Harvey’s declaration the only thing Mike can hear in his head is Mary Poppins’ voice saying close your mouth please, Michael, we are not a codfish.
    So Mike makes the concerted effort to close his mouth, and then after a few more painfully awkward seconds Mike says, “I’m sorry, can you repeat that?”
    Harvey sighs heavily. “I think we should get married.”

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    04 Mar 2026