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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
    Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
    Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years

    In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    06 Aug 2024

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    Chap8 yay

    13 NOW start on 13 woah peak???

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    In no universe should he have to witness Mydei’s hand linger on Phainon’s shoulder for a moment longer than what two friends consider proper, and then watch as Mydei flexes his hand right afterwards, clearly so affected by it. Like something straight out of March’s romance novels.

    Seriously, Phainon’s eyes had softened when he looked at Mydei. Multiple times. In public! And here Caelus thought eyes could only soften in Jing Yuan fanfiction.

    Dan Heng gives him a look. “Phainon and Mydei are good friends. They’re bound to bicker every once in a while.”

    Caelus sits up, wholly indignant. “Have you seen them,” he demands.

    In which Caelus meddles.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Claiming that Billy was his son was Captain Marvel’s first mistake; making a bet with Danny was the second. This misstep resulted in using magic to separate his two halves. And now, with a new villain lurking in the shadows, Marvel must protect not only himself but also Billy.

    But Billy is determined not to lose the bet with Danny, even if it appears that he might lose his life instead.

    Danny blinked. “You guys were one person the last time I saw you!”

    “Not anymore,” Billy said, grinning ear to ear. “We figured out a little trick to separate ourselves. Pretty cool, huh?”

    Sequel to “Eating For Two” (but can be read as a standalone).

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    25 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    UHM start on chapter 12