18 Bookmarks by Slightlytilted

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    Almost two years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin asks Bilbo to return to the mountain with the excuse of needing a "Hobbit-Dwarf Relations Advisor." What that entails, the king has no clue, but he is willing to make up a fake title and job just to get the chance to make amends with the hobbit and, in time, make his deep affections known. Unbeknownst to Thorin, Bilbo is already madly in love with him. Through a series of ridiculous cultural miscommunications, Bilbo finds himself engaged to the King Under the Mountain, while at the same time, Thorin is heartbroken that the hobbit, his heart's desire, has found love in another.

    ~ A subverted version of the "Bilbo is married/engaged to Thorin in the ways of dwarves and doesn't know it" trope. Inspired by the omitted information from The Hobbit that reads, "curious habit in [hobbit] weddings. They kept it (always officially and very often actually) a dead secret for years who they were going to marry, even when they knew. Then they suddenly went and got married and went off without an address for a week or two (or even longer)." ~

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Thorin is the Alpha Sentinel of the East - Bilbo is the strongest Guide in all the Dwarf Kingdoms. They didn't need to bond sexually to bond completely, but that doesn't mean they didn't go there!

    This is the part of the story that most in Erebor didn't get to see ....

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    27 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Goes along with The Oak and the Ash chapter 19 🔥💕

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    Sequel to The Edinburgh Problem and October to Hogmanay.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    “A nice holiday, just a bit more...murdery. ” John said drily.

    “Yes! The best kind of holiday!” Sherlock beamed. “So we won’t get bored!”

    After he separates from Mary, John returns to Baker Street. Following a request for help from Sherlock's cousin Violet, the detective and his blogger take a trip to Edinburgh. John discovers more about the Holmes family and Sherlock than he bargained for, but tries not to run screaming.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.

    He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    21 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥

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    After a humid day's ride, the Company are keen to bathe and Bilbo finds himself in the company of many naked dwarves, none of whom are shy.

    Perhaps the burglar in him is coming through, because Bilbo finds himself very interested in the shiny things they've adorned their bodies with.

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    18 Aug 2025

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    🔥 🔥🔥💕🤩

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    Their relationship becomes much more heated once Thorin takes Bilbo home in his truck. (Comic)

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    08 Aug 2025

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    😍🔥💕

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    A series of unfortunate misunderstandings leaves Bilbo thinking he will lose what is most dear to him and sends Thorin into a jealous rage.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    🔥💕

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    Fili and Kili are tasked with training Bilbo while the company has downtime at Beorn's. Our two favorite troublemakers turn their training lessons into a wager. Meanwhile, Thorin is sorting out some complicated feelings toward his burglar.

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    24 Jul 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 29

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    Last time, Bilbo only stole a look. This time he steals a little more. (And if Thorin lets him do his stealing, well, that is half the fun).

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    16 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥❤️

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    Gandalf realizes Bilbo has a problem that needs to be taken care of before they reach the mountain. Bilbo suddenly finds himself with all the dwarrows at his service once more, except the one he really wants...

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    15 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    🤣❤️❤️❤️🔥😂

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    Bilbo isn't having a great deal of luck lately ... not in the dating department anyway. The only good things have been that new restaurant and the handsome waiter ... he's so nice!

    But Dwalin may have figured out exactly WHY Bilbo has been having such a bad time of it ...

    SUPER HUGE THANKS TO NERDEEART FOR ALL THE FABULOUS ARTWORK THROUGHOUT THIS FIC!!

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    20 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    😍😂💕

  14. Public Bookmark 26

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    Thorin has waited to speak with Bilbo in private.

    On their first night inside Erebor, he had promised the hobbit a proposal after the Battle, and now they can finally talk again, behind a closed door, no less, and maybe Bilbo will fall asleep in his arms again... Maybe after a few kisses, in complete privacy... Maybe more...

    A dwarf can dream.

     

    Thorin’s POV of the events barely mention at the end of Once Upon A Hobbit (a time-travel fix-it fic) chapter 48 - Choices.
    The main story is rated Teen And Up.
    This side-story is way more Mature... Some might even call it Explicit...

    Enjoy. ❤️

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    15 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    😍🔥❤️❤️❤️

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    On his 88th birthday, Bilbo Baggins receives a gift without a sender, a gift which changes everything...

    Bilbo has lived through the canonical Hobbit and quietly raises Frodo in Bag End, when something sends him back to the winter when his parents died. It seems he has been given a new chance at everything, but how long will his good luck last...?

    Trigger Warning: Bilbo will remember uncomfortable things (character death, characted hurt, some scary situations).

    Safety Net: No major character dies in his new life. If you see a character's name listed, that character will not die.

    This story contains kisses and battle wounds, in no particular order. There is also background betting, card games, and pipe smoking, as well as direct transcripts from the movies (Jackson & Walsh & Boyens, 2012, 2013, 2014) and direct quotations from the book (Tolkien, 1937, 1951, 1995).

    Here there be feelings - and songs.

    Enjoy. 💖

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    14 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    🥰😂💕

  16. Public Bookmark 95

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    Bilbo Baggins had been betrothed to Lobelia Bracegirdle since birth, but after seeing her in bed with another, Bilbo finds himself seeking a different kind of future - preferably one without her in it.

    Fortunately, there is a dwarven lord at a tavern in Bree, looking for an investment partner, and Bilbo Baggins just happens to sit on a very large marriage fund...

     

    TW: Drinking, drunk dealings, cheating (not Thorin/Bilbo), insinuations of sexual harassment (not Thorin/Bilbo), general stupidity.

    This may or may not contain 'crack'. I have no idea how humour works, but I do know they will wake up in the same bed within a very short time...
    ...oh, and they're heading to Erebor. <3

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    09 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    😍😂💕

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    Every hobbit knows that dwarves are voracious lovers. So Bilbo can only assume that Thorin has just been waiting for the opportune time to thoroughly ravage his burglar, who is by no means inexperienced himself.

    This would be news to Thorin, of course, since dwarves don't even feel desire until they fall in love.

    This leads to a slight misunderstanding.

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    29 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    😂💕🔥

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    Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Mountain, is a virgin. His Company gets a little too involved in the matter.

    (Except their burglar.)

    (Especially their burglar.)

     

    Written for this hobbit-kink prompt.

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    03 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    😂😂😂🔥😜❤️

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