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but if the road’s been kinda bumpy (and you need to rest a spell) by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Sep 2023
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There’s a man dripping blood onto the floor of the lobby of Martin’s hotel. This is concerning. Even more concerning, possibly, is that he seems not to want to acknowledge the fact that he’s bleeding. He’s trying to book a room.
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we'll embrace that much longer (make more of a mess) by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Sep 2023
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Tim feels a bit of schadenfreude at the whole thing. He’d feel a lot more schadenfreude if he wasn’t the unlucky bastard on the other end of the chain. Why hadn’t he just gone home? Then the cuffs could’ve snapped shut on both of Jon’s wrists, and Tim would have returned to find him tied up and penitent and thoroughly incapable of skulking around like a creep until Tim damn well felt like letting him out.
After a scuffle over a mysterious package in the Archives, Jon and Tim end up locked together in a pair of handcuffs that don’t seem interested in letting them out. Surely this will end well.
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What Happens with Kaiju by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse for Pineau_noir
Fandoms: Pacific Rim (Movies)
31 Dec 2022
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The thing is that with Hermann it’s always been easy. Just a steady feeling that only seems unbelievable now that it’s gone, a certainty that Hermann would always be there snapping at his heels, complaining about his theories, dragging his drunk ass home from the party and taking his glasses off before he passed out. That’s what they’re good at. They don’t need any stupid mind-melds or big dramatic love confessions.
So what the hell are they supposed to do now that they’ve had both?
No, Newt’s not going to say anything. He’s going to shut up and wait for things to go back to normal. And if “normal” is silently pining for Hermann while knowing that it can never, ever happen— Well, he likes that, apparently. So there.
Thanks to their apocalypse-cancelling drift and its involuntary love-confessing side effects, Newt and Hermann now know that their unrequited love for each other is, in fact, very much requited. All that's left to do is say it out loud and seal the deal. There's just one problem -- them.
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whatever crossed wires that mix pain up with pleasure by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Feb 2022
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Jon grinds his teeth. That’s it. That’s all. He grinds his teeth, and he clenches his jaw, and sometimes, when he calls Tim into his office to ask him something, he’ll prop an elbow against his desk and lean to the side and dig his fingers into one of his temples and rub little circles there. Slowly, like he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it, and with a faint crease between his eyebrows. Tim’s libido, finally back to its pre-escitalopram levels, apparently finds this very interesting. Something about all that wound-up tension, maybe. Or the fact that, if Tim were a braver and stupider man, he could lean across Jon’s desk, cup his face, pull him forward, just a bit, and then gently, gently, work all that stress out of him with his tongue. Leave him with his eyes half-shut, lips parted, and watch as he sank down in that stupid high-backed chair all boneless and soft, breathing evenly for what’s probably the first time in weeks. Relaxed. Maybe up for getting blown.
Jon's mouth hurts, and Tim can't keep his shut.
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O tell me not of fear! by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Feb 2022
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Somehow, Georgie had lost a weight she’d carried around her whole life. Had cut out that anxious voice in the back of her head, the one that never stopped telling her to watch herself, with scalpel-smooth precision. Call it social anxiety or the pressure of public opinion, cry “Reputation, reputation, reputation!” as Cassio had to Iago. Whatever it was, Georgie didn’t care about it anymore, and she reeled with how suddenly light she felt.
Georgie's got her social life handled now that her fear is gone. She's dating Jonathan Sims, standing up to old bullies, and not giving a damn what anyone thinks of her. But she might not be doing as well as she thinks...
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Nobody Wants an Office Romance by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Feb 2022
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A re-imagining of the first ten episodes of TMA season 5, based on the ad-hoc prompts 'ten episodes of office romance' and 'apocalypse fakeout.'
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what happens after we don't die by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Mar 2021
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It brings me great comfort to imagine that we still struggle on after the story ends. Also I like making people sad. This is some sort-of related works based on my ideal ending for the series, which is Jon dies and Martin lives.
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Tim had decided, the first time he’d seen Jon pull a lockpick set out of his pocket and pick a lock in less than a minute, that he did, in fact, have a bit of a predilection toward delinquency. Particularly when said delinquent dressed like a college professor and used words like ‘ostentatious’ and ‘salient.’
The being a little bit in love with him bit had come later. But it wasn’t like Tim hadn’t seen it coming.
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- Part 5 of Jay's Kiss Prompt Fics
Bookmarked by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
06 Apr 2024
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Inspired by @themlet's post on Tumblr: Jon has to deal with normal human interactions. Martin helps (sort of). Featuring high school reunions, knitted sweaters, and conversations on the bus ride home.
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tessellate by necropals
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Oct 2022
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Camilla knows how his body will move before it does; there’s a split second of hesitation in him one half-step in front of her, a twist of the shoulder and tilt of the head. She lets it happen. Palamedes crowds her up against the wall, the cool brick digging into her shoulder blades, and feverishly presses his mouth to her neck—once, twice, three times—
She remembers to breathe. “Warden.”
Bookmarked by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
16 Apr 2023
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Call me a revenant bc this killed me
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Jon, a Catholic priest at a local church, finds himself looking at the leader of the church choir more and more frequently. Little does he know that Martin is not the kind shy man that he seems to be, but a succubus in disguise bent on making Jon turn from his faith.
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Bookmarked by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
09 Apr 2023
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broken, bandaged, fixed by onlythemessenger, SparrowFlight246
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Feb 2021
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“I just— I heard a crash after I knocked, so I just tried the door to see if it would open and it— it did, and —you really should lock it at night, you know, it can be dangerous to keep it open behind you like that, even if you're barely conscious when you get home— and I just found you on the floor all grey and passed out with these bloody bandages and you scared the shit out of me, you know that, you—“
“Martin,” Jon says.
“—yeah, okay, what.”
He squints up at him. “Why are you here?”
“Why am I— Jon, I’m here because of you.”
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Martin changes Jon's bandages after the Prentiss attack.
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Bookmarked by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
26 Feb 2022

