Socksarenotrequired
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Cutest Bat-lizard I've Ever Seen by Socksarenotrequired
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Mar 2025
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Give a baby dragon a bagel and he'll somehow finangle you into taking him home with you.
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Or, Tommy adopts himself a person.
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- Part 2 of oh shit that's a dragon
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Hornless Deer is More Offensive by Socksarenotrequired
Fandoms: The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini
23 Aug 2024
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In hindsight, wandering into the woods had been a terrible idea.
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- Part 1 of oh shit that's a dragon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 126
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- 1/1
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oh shit that's a dragon by Socksarenotrequired
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, Video Blogging RPF
19 Mar 2025
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Completely unrelated except for the fact that there is at least one dragon in each fic.
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- 302
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- 2
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‘The Jedi’s Gambit’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
20 Oct 2025
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Mandalorians had this odd sense of humour where they liked watching strangers get teary eyed from eating the spiciest dishes.
“Familiar with pirpaak ?”
“Not this particular one, but familiar enough to know what to expect.” Ben replied.
Food was an important part of Mandalorian culture. Aliite tended to have conflict over whose dish was the better recipe. It was like Jedi and their tea blends.
“Where did you have it?”
“Sundari.” Ben replied, “It was a lifetime ago.”
“Ughh, Sundari’s drap? What’s the name of the place?”
“I am unsure, though it might have been a bit spicier than this one.” Ben hid a smile at the outrage that followed his claim by taking another bite. Pretending not to notice the chaos he had caused, Ben glanced at the Mand’alor who was watching him in amusement.
“Ever visited Keldabe?”
Ben hid a laugh. “Only ran through it, really.”
“What a shame. I will show you around.” Jaster offered.
Ben smiled, “I would not say no to that.”
—-In which Ben Kenobi realises that it was only fair if the Sith actually had a player sitting on the opposite side of the invisible chessboard they had created.
Series
- Part 11 of Mar writes Star Wars AU's
- Part 6 of Mar Writes Jaster Mereel/Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Part 2 of Mar's Writes Rare Pairs
- Part 4 of Mar writes - Star Wars Time travel fix-it
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- English
- Words:
- 56,787
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Collections:
- 15
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Bookmarked by Socksarenotrequired
15 Jan 2026
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It’s been a couple of weeks since Robert became the Z-Team’s dispatcher. The fact everyone lost the bet on when he’d be getting out bummed everyone out, but when the idea of a “What hero is Robert Robertson” betting pool came up, everyone got pumped again trying to figure it out.
Which is how the Z-Team ended up here, sitting in the conference room, playing Never Have I Ever. And finding out out-of-context tidbits about Bob Bobson's backstory.
Inspired by vulnonapix1234 on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/vulnonapix1234/799203291003224064/robert-would-catch-so-many-strays-in-an-game-of?source=share
Bookmarked by Socksarenotrequired
13 Jan 2026
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Chase spent his early years helping a villain named MechaMan, sometimes reluctantly babysitting his son Robert. Many years later, when Project Phoenix finally started gaining momentum, Chase knew exactly who the perfect candidate for reform would be.
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- English
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- 5/?
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Bookmarked by Socksarenotrequired
13 Jan 2026
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Worst Summer Vacation by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Feb 2021
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The last thing he remembers is leaving school. It was a half day, as he’d finished his exams early, texted May about staying over at Ned’s place, sent another text to MJ and then a twitch of his spider senses--
Then a pinch at his neck, like a bee sting, but deeper. Darkness. Then here.
Huh. Kidnapped. That’s new. If he was less emotionally dead from finals and sleep deprivation, he’d probably have a stronger and much more appropriate reaction to that.
At least he's got Captain America and the Winter Soldier to keep him company.
- Language:
- English
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- 14,240
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- 3/3
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- 50
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Bookmarked by Socksarenotrequired
07 Jan 2026
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“Finally,” a woman grumbles.
Fjord pauses in his tracks. He forces his eyes open.
Sitting at the chipped and stained table in his kitchen— and it takes him a second to remember their names— are Astrid and Eadwulf.
They’re dressed in dark leathers, dotted with pockets and wearing utility belts filled with spell components. Eadwulf’s sword hangs in its scabbard, slung across the back of the chair. They’re drinking his tea.
“Given that you’re a sailor, I expected you to be awake earlier,” Astrid says, making direct eye contact. There’s an undercurrent of disappointment to her tone, like she’s rolling her eyes.
“And I thought you shaved everywhere,” Eadwulf adds. His eyes are not on Fjord’s face.
Fjord pulls Jester's tiny pink housecoat closed over his hips.
“Get dressed, we’re behind schedule already,” Astrid orders.or
Fjord is recruited for a mission. Strange times make for strange bedfellows.
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Bookmarked by Socksarenotrequired
07 Jan 2026