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    He doesn’t have time to be afraid. He decides that there can be no hell worse than this place they called “heaven.”

    Luffy is taken from High Town and delivered to the Holy Land of Mariejois, where he spends the next five years of his life fighting for the entertainment of the Tenryuubito. With nothing but his old straw hat and a handful of promises, he holds on to the hope he'll see the open seas once more. When he is finally granted a chance to escape, the only place left for him to go is forward.

    Complete canon rewrite featuring Luffy as a former slave and what that means in the face of his quest for ultimate freedom. Loosely follows the timeline of canon but reimagines each arc.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Monkey D. Luffy wanted freedom and adventure. That didn't mean she had to be a pirate to get it. There were many mean pirates around and she didn’t like the idea of people thinking she was mean and having annoying marines like Gramps trying to catch her. Life would be much more fun if she really could do whatever she wanted.Especially if she could also get some treasure every time she caught a bad pirate on her way to the end of the world.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Luffy and Zoro time travel back to the early days and split up, in order to change the events of the first timeline for the better. Of course, they find their way back to one another eventually.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.

    But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.

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    Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    11 Mar 2026