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Through the Gate by labpotato, SocratesStoleMySocks
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Stargate SG-1
25 Apr 2021
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Alex has settled into life in America with the Pleasures. He's doing well in school, engaging in his old hobbies, and only occasionally stumbling across nefarious plots. But after spending the morning surfing, Alex stumbles upon a conspiracy that spans galaxies and poses a greater threat to Earth than any of his previous mission ever did.
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Tuber the Dog Saves Melida/Daan by SocratesStoleMySocks
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
04 Nov 2020
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Obi-Wan gets a dog during his early days on Melida/Daan. This shouldn’t change the fate of the galaxy, but it does.
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- Part 1 of Tuber the Dog Saves the Galaxy
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Tuber the Dog Saves the Galaxy by SocratesStoleMySocks
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
04 Nov 2020
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Fox's Great, Very Cool, Totally Fun Dead Adventure by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Fox is dead. He is alone here. He probably deserves it.
None of this is true.
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The one where Fox bites a Mandalorian and it all sort of goes from there
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Bookmarked by SocratesStoleMySocks
23 Sep 2025
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10 Sep 2025
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That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Jan 2025
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SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery
rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??
blywood: what the actual kriff??
Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT
blywood: Why is this a government holosite????
blywood: Hello????????
SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN
SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS
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Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)
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Bookmarked by SocratesStoleMySocks
07 Sep 2025
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Alanna can't be a knight, but she'll settle for being a hero.
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- Part 7 of Making the Best of Things
Bookmarked by SocratesStoleMySocks
23 Aug 2025
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Unconscionable by hollow_dweller
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Jun 2021
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All Peter’s ever wanted to do was honor his Aunt and Uncle’s legacy, make them proud. He wishes that meant that he could graduate high school, go to college, get an amazing job at Stark Industries or Oscorp, create revolutionary tech- all the things they’d talked about him doing, ever since he was 7 years old and had built his first robot out of the scrap electronics one of their neighbors had tossed in the dumpster.
But, here's the thing. He can't do those things- not anymore.
His Aunt and Uncle also taught him to do what was right, even if it was hard. Even if it cost you- no matter what it cost you.
And when you can do the things that Peter can, but you don’t, and then the bad things happen?
They happen because of you.
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A villain-with-a-heart-of-gold AU wherein Spider-Man steals from the rich and gives to the poor, keeps his powers under wraps- mostly- and does his best to stay away from anything that might bring him into SHIELD’s cross-hairs. That is, until a job has him investigating Stark Industries, and the conspiracy he uncovers sets him on a trail that leads directly to the Avengers.
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Bookmarked by SocratesStoleMySocks
18 Aug 2025